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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

This store turned out to be a monopoly and was shut down with prejudice.

Indeed, a sacred duty of every class-conscious citizen is to report, denounce, and sabotage a successful business venture – especially if it’s a monopoly. And the CFK State Store was rapidly becoming a monopoly in retail sales of CFK dry goods, as it was revealed at our most recent group self-criticism session.

Why hadn’t we noticed it earlier? The wicked capitalist greed had sprouted in our minds, blocking the panoramic reality of class struggle. Our success turned us into corrupt and complacent bourgeois pigs - and the government wasn’t doing anything to protect us from sinking even deeper into the filth of profiteering and mercantilism.

As every student of Marxism knows, the development of monopolies is an inescapable and intrinsic result of the operation of a barely regulated economy such as ours. We have merely become yet another victim of American capitalism.

On our behalf, the ACLU is currently suing the Bush Administration (CFK v. U.S.) for failing to regulate the economy in a way that protects a well-meaning proletarian from becoming a greedy, corrupt capitalist pig.

Our favorite piece of legislature, the Sherman Antitrust Act, makes illegal every contract, combination, or conspiracy, in the restraint of trade. Since restraint is the very essence of every contract, and every purchase is, in a way, a contract, we found ourselves up to our eyes in illegal monopolistic activities.

To repent was not enough. One way to break out of the capitalistic restrains and contractual oppression was to collect the payments but not send the goods; instead, the goods were sent to those who never requested them. That we did based on our understanding of the redistribution of wealth in a mixed economy.

Today we can honestly look you in the eye and say that we saved the purity of our proletarian consciousnesses by killing our successful venture, following the example of Standard Oil, American Tobacco, U.S. Steel, Ma Bell, and many others, soon (hopefully) to be joined by Microsoft.

We will soon provide you with links to smaller Online People’s Stores set up in its stead, in which you will be able to replenish your supplies of people’s T-Shirts, beets, shovels, hammers, and sickles.

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Because we are pro-choice we give you a choice of must buy products. And when we say must buy we mean must buy, comrade!


When president Kerry raises taxes the cost of these items will go up 60%, so buy them while the capitalist enabler Bush is still in office!
All Posters For Sale!
Take them to the streets, display them on your lawn, vehicle, bedroom - depending on your devotion to our cause. Keep them as collectible items or share among workers and peasants! 10 our of 8 Communists For Kerry agree that our posters will be the best item to remember this presidential election by, and all parties agree that this is the most crucial election in recent history!

You can download posters HERE but we now give you a better deal than Kinko's!

PRICE: $50.00

  • 22" x 28"
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  • Mounted on light corrugated plastic
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The Red Deal Button


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T-Shirt: The Red Banner Kerry Medal

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With the use of scissors and some imagination (not included) can be turned into a beautiful tunic for a proletarian goddess!

 


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Revolutionary Red Army Hat : Budionovka
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CommunistsForKerry email address
We now offer to each comrade and comradochka a unique and heroic opportunity to support the Party by getting the communistsforkerry email address through the Day of the Revolution (otherwise known as Election Day). Pick your nom de guerre and sign up!

Instructions:

  • Type in your revolutionary name below. No spaces, no funny characters allowed.
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The People's Cube
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The Ultimate Egalitarian Puzzle. Differs from Rubic's Cube only in that it has six red sides. Plastic.

Operational manual (left) included.

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Fighting Pillow
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Bacteriological Weapon
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Part of John Kerry's
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The Tomato Conspiracy Book
Official Revolutionary Shirt $15.99

Written collectively by the Politbureau

INSIDE:

- The chemical process used to strip tomatoes of their vital nutrients involves such dangerous items as cocaine, uranium and phosphorus.

- Huge ketchup corporations regularly flout environmental laws and prey on third world countries where natives are either ignorant or unaware of the dangers of ketchup production.

- It takes approximately 5,000 tomatoes to make one bottle of ketchup.


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