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Celebration Turns Tragic As Workers And Peasants Re-Elect Bush
All was ready to celebrate glorious victory. The apartment expropriated from a rich bourgeois oppressor had been artfully decorated with revolutionary posters. Vodka and pirozhki waited on the dinner table as Communists For Kerry gathered around the TV to watch the advance of the revolution and to exchange war stories.
This Revolution was marked by the introduction of Lenin's New Economic Policy (NEP), one of Lenin's greatest inventions. It allows the Party to replenish its coffers by selling dry goods bearing the Party's brand name without coming off as hypocrites.
We were against profiteering before we were for it.
On the one hand, we are sworn enemies of private property and mercantilism. On the other hand, we need to eat. Without Lenin's NEP this would be a hypocrisy. But Lenin, with an enormous effort of his colossal mind, solved the philosophical puzzle by creating a highly nuanced dialectical synthesis of antagonistic opposites.
Simply put, profiteering is allowed for Party members only. Our compassion for the people must be compensated. The stronger the compassion, the bigger the compensation.
Communists For Kerry take over Republican Convention, arrest delegates, establish one-party rule
As promised, on Sunday, August 29, 2004, Communists For Kerry spearheaded the Great Revolutionary Parade, leading thousands of unwashed workers, peasants, and toiling intelligentsia from many towns and villages of our great American Motherland, along the Seventh Ave. and past the Madison Square Garden, in celebration of our victory over the so-called "democratic process" that still exists in the bourgeois "republic" of America.
We demanded one-party rule - and the masses showed their resolute support! We demanded to arrest the delegates of the Republican Convention - and the masses unanimously agreed! We demanded the unconditional redistribution of rich Republican widows - and the masses said "when?"
You are required to view a color video film documenting Lenin's heroic struggle.
The Politbureau planning the August 21st invasion of Soviet Union Square in New York.
The August 21st Revolution was somewhat delayed by the imperialist rain of terror thrown over Soviet Union Square at 1:35pm EST by the desperate Bush administration. Of course the Great Lenin used his colossal mind power to stop the rain from falling. The great leader later demonstrated to the masses how they could lift themselves by their bootstraps from the gigantic capitalistic puddle of terror.
Official Party historians have completed the first volume of the Great Revolution!!!
On August 14, 2004, Communists For Kerry took up position in New York City's Union Square. For those of you not familiar with Union square, it is a sight to behold every Saturday. It is populated with every left wing nut group ranging from the Peoples Front of Judea to the Front For the Liberation of the Madagascar Dung Beetle. Needless to say we had to turn it into Soviet Union Square.
It doesn't matter what you celebrate, it matters how you celebrate. We Communists always drink collectively - never individually like some of you bourgeois individualists do. This particular celebration of the success of our cause (the launch of the website) was held at Bill's 90's Cafe.