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To end all of the counter-revolutionary allegations that socialism will rob people of their choices, we declare that choices in the glorious socialist future will be in abundance. Unlike the gaseous, illusionary capitalist choices, socialist choices will be strong and palpable. Citizens will even have a choice while paying their taxes! What capitalist society allows its subjects to choose their tax rate?
Already in the First Year of Komrad Kerry's Glorious First Term, the people, whether they be proletarian or not (these will have additional choices, as to their winter holidays in North Dakota), will be able to choose their tax rate on a variable scale, from 97.5% through 99.5%, in accordance with their devotion to the Party.
Socialist choices: strong and palpable
It will be an honor and joy of every citizen to deliver their taxes, using the soon-to-be-released Lumpenwagon (details to be released once the Central Censors give clearance), to the Hall Of The People (Formerly known as the IRS).
The April 15 deadline will be moved to Thanksgiving. This will erase the anachronistic religious and land-grabbing legacy of Thanksgiving and give this holiday a new, happy notion: citizens thanking the Party and the Government for mercy and survival.
Old Choice
We've been hearing that in American lexicon the word choice means abortion. Rubbish! The Party will stop this nonsense immediately after Komrad Kerry's victory! There will be no more debates, focus groups, and parental notifications. The only notification you'll ever need is that of your local Kommissar who will perform the abortion himself based on his visual assessment.
The Motherland needs more citizens! Labor productivity is not the strongest side of socialist economy, so will soon need more and more strong and healthy workers and peasants! We're bound to have many evil, mysterious enemies, so we'll need more strong soldiers in the Red Army. Breeding workers, peasants, and soldiers is not a choice, it's a grave responsibility of every female citizen.
Kommissar's decision will be based on how strongly built the prospective mother and father are, and whether they are of good proletarian stock. If the both conditions are met, abortion will be denied and violators thereof will be punished by long terms of corrective hard labor and re-education. But for sickly individuals, substance abusers, and bourgeois offshoots abortions will be mandatory. It will be required of the Kommissar to experience pleasure while extracting such uselessness from the ranks of future citizens of our glorious society, and to submit the fetal matter to the nearest scientific recycling center.
So the Party says, and so it shall be done.
By Zygote Internecion
Those capitalist running dogs over at the Wall Street Journal are spreading filthy anti-abortion propaganda here and here .
Our position should be: abortion is optional for Democrats and MANDATORY for Republicans.
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By ash
that image is so tasteless. you should be ashamed.
By Sock Puppet of Doom
Anonymous wrote
that image is so tasteless. you should be ashamed.
No that is what is known as a "pickled punk."
They were common in every side show on earth until they were deemed "politically incorrect."
Besides all that it's the truth.
By the way
pro choice all the way
By Comrad Lutskiy
Yes, speak the Party Line like Comrad By-the- way, or off to Dudinka with you!
So the poor would oppress the rich by having mandatory abortion?
Good thing we have all the nukes... lol.... and the really radical conserative christans from the south, with assault rifles..
JTRAIN!
By Blogbat
"that image is so tasteless. you should be ashamed."
Why should anybody who is pro-abortion be ashamed of it's by product for the party? Those stem-cells might one day save Gorbachev himself!
By You are all nuts
What the hell is wrong with you? Abortion is murder! ask any doctor, scientist, biologist or anyone who went to medical school, They will all tell you that life begins at conception.
John Kerry can kiss my white, God fearing, Christian conservative ass
By Krazy kommunist
Must stick to party line . . . Must support abortion. . .
Wait a minute. . . .
The party line isn't pro-abortion, it's pro-CHOICE!
OH MY GOD!
By Comrade Kerry
I was pro-live then Michael More was born.
By NatashahatesBushwinkle
By You are all nuts
What the hell is wrong with you? Abortion is murder! ask any doctor, scientist, biologist or anyone who went to medical school, They will all tell you that life begins at conception.
John Kerry can kiss my white, God fearing, Christian conservative ass
Comrade You are all nuts, Komrade Kerry does believe that life begins at concepton. Like the good communist he is, he refuses to let his own beliefs influence his governing. Like a good communist, he knows the choice is left up to the federal government not up to him or the people.
By ButterBarBob
Yes..... Dont use the capitalist pig dog equipment known as condoms and such, let society bear the wieght of your mistake!!
By Comrade Drake
Never fear. The human embryo is only one of many forms of human resources for The State to use to make a better and stronger tomorrow. Once Kerry the Great is at the helm of this wondrous nation, stem cell research will commence at maximum efficiency, and there will be medications available for us all, so we shall march together forever.
"Go on, get out. Wheelchairs are for fools who haven't walked enough."
Comrade Edwards Marx
By Comrade Babe
Comrade Kerry is for population control, no doubt, which is why he supports abortion--early-term and partial birth mur...abortion. Wasn't it once called Nazi Medicine?
By Gum
Comrade Kerry must be the Second-Coming of Jesus Christ! He could have made Christopher Reeve walk again - so maybe he can bring him back to life now? Come on, Comrade, show us your stuff!
By Comrade AK-47
"Comrade Kerry must be the Second-Coming of Jesus Christ!"
Comrade Gum, how DARE you speak the name of Jesus Christ in a positive manner! you traitor! A true communist is dedicated to the destruction of that superstitious, capitalist dogma!
By Pro-lifer!
Pro-life baby!
By NatashahatesBushwinkle
Today the great singer Bruce Springsteen was with our fearless leader Komrade Kerry today in Madtown ... oops I mean Madison, Wisconsin. Recently P. Diddy that icon of morality and all that is good and actor Leonardo Di Caprio who died so valiantly in the film Titanic graced our fair city Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
I think it is so brave and unselfish of these Amerikan celebrities to join the revolution. Especially since they will be owned by the State and won't be making the money they enjoy now once Komrade Kerry's regime is in place.
Viva la Revolucion!
By poorfools
im not understanding the meaning of this forum
all choice issues or just abortion?
which i strongly agree to in every way since it will help the world in research and thats all that matters let the world get a little more intelligent and break this pre-true human mind so we can tap into our 80-90% of brain we dont use, which stem cells can help us use.
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The Motherland needs more citizens! Labor productivity is not the strongest side of socialist economy, so will soon need more and more strong and healthy workers and peasants! We're bound to have many evil, mysterious enemies, so we'll need more strong soldiers in the Red Army. Breeding workers, peasants, and soldiers is not a choice, it's a grave responsibility of every female citizen.
