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Welcome to the real existing datapage in the socialist Sovietnet! This proletarian datapage inventory No. 2983-USSA-84 is brought to you by youth collective of the Red Army Clamp Factory.
In a socialist triumph of technology, we are proud to present the first music Broadcast on the Sovietnet!
No decadent commercial interruptions from greedy oinking capitalist pigs here, just inspiring music of socialism. Why get your socialism watered down at "Air America" when you can listen to the Red Deal on Kommissar Finn's "Red Varity Hour?"
"I believe Comrades, we have to end the endless monotony of 'Hyped Hip Hop' and all the rest of "rocking rolls" music, and return to former music glory" ~ Kommissar Finn
Remember Comrade! It is expected to sing along aloud and stand at attention while the hymn is played!
The stronger the socialism, the stronger the peace!
In Touch With the Motherland
When invited as agricultural advisor on peace missions to socialist brother countries to help farmers and workers, Kommissar Finn likes to stay in touch with the inspiring music of socialism via Red Star Radio!
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Comrade Vladimir Ilyich Lenin was against us leaving the workers' and farmers' paradise. Lenin knew of the joke of the working class in the warmongering world of the Monopoly Capital. He warned us in 1914 of the profit maximization and the false "shareholder value" in the backward bourgeois countries of the supposedly "free West."
Socialism Conquers!
Click on the radio for the available music file of the Soviet Hymn sung by the sailors of the Black sea fleet. What power what song, breathtaking; it inspires even diehard oinking capitalist pigs to glowing red hot communism. Admit it reactionary SUV worshiper and Rap listener! "American Idol" will never achieve to inspire like this!
Remember Comrade! It is expected to sing along aloud and stand at attention while the hymn is played!
To learn from the Soviet Union, means learning victory!
The People's New Car Radio
The decadent, degrading and decaying West will never achieve technology like this!
Don't Be Fooled!
Don't be fooled, don't listen to the lies and seductions of your class enemy. After only 12 years after ordering you can have a Zeal 500 S deluxe in "papyrus white" or "Donbass coal black"! Where else can you get that?
Capitalists will tell you stories about driving a Mercedes off the dealership lot. We all heard that. But how is that possible? If a new car has not been ordered, how can it already be built? You will all answer for your lies when the revolution comes!
Always ready for Peace and Socialism!
A young woman listening to inspiring music of socialism on a short-wave sound reproductor "Walkperson" with retractable antenna
Inspiring Music of Socialism For listening on "data calculating appliance"
Brought to you by Ministry of Cooltour
Recorded by Allunion Complex For Recording Melodia, Bearer of the Lenin Order
Another technological breakthrough brought to you by superior socialism - the "RED POD!" Yes, believe it comrades, it's a hand-held device!
Capitalists will lie to you about their "superior" technology. But the facts tell us that it is impossible to plan new inventions without a Central Planning Committee, and that without the Party's political guidance inventors are left without a clue as to which field of people's economy requires which invention in any particular Five-Year Plan. What a criminal waste of people's talents this capitalist system is!
Did You Know...
that Socialist microprocessors are the largest in the world?
that Socialist watches are the fastest in the world?
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By Comrade Beria 09/18/04 - 9:36 am
LONG LIVE THE INDISSOLUTE UNION OF THE WORKING CLASS, THE PEASANTRY, AND THE INTELLIGENTSIA! (ack ack, gag)
By Falko Blumenthal 09/19/04 - 5:33 pm
Thank you for spreading our idea over the US...
Although we hate Kerry as we hate Bush, we appreciate your efforts to "warn" the people, especially the youth of your country from "bad" socialist idea...
Funny, how the reactionary part of your enemy helps you to spread the word.
Sincerely yours,
Falko Blumenthal,
Communist Party of Germany,
Munich Chapter
Socialist German Workers Youth
Bavarian District
You are all a group of reactionary clowns who will be the first with your backs against the wall when the Revolution comes.
So there.
By Comrade Ivan Kerry 09/20/04 - 7:25 am
BRING! IT! ON!
By Tavorisch Zampolit Ulanov 09/20/04 - 7:58 pm
Glorious Comrad Barnumski said it first: "There is a useful capitalist tool born every minute!"
By Guest 09/21/04 - 9:42 am
I have suffered enough of these polluting western cars. I liked when you could buy an enviromently friendly yugo. These western capitalistic cars have driven the great yugo of the roads! Bring back the yugo! Vote for Kerry!
By Guest 09/21/04 - 9:48 am
Today I have realized that this country is supposed to be fair to all. But today all these rich folls who think they are great and vote republican are ruining the country. When John Kerry is elected we can bring back redistrubution. Kerry, Vladimir Lenin would be proud!
By Kim Il Sung 09/21/04 - 9:53 am
I have noticed this great website and I want to formally endorse John Forbes Kerry. He will bring back our best friend, the Soviet Union. May I bless you all fellow comrades!
By Giap Jr. 09/21/04 - 9:56 am
my father was a close personal friend of John Kerry and I want to endorse a family friend who helped my father's troops to invade the capitalistic infidels of South Vietnam. We are living a glorius life because of you. Thank you very much!
By Comrade Boris the Crazy 09/22/04 - 11:51 am
If you want some more soviet music you can find it on Amazon, the capitalist pigs charge greatly for them, but it sounds good, and it has the right message comrades!
Also the soundtrack to Hunt for Red October is good, but it isn't real Soviet music, even if it sounds like it.
Tiy Plivee Comrades!
Will Komrad Narkom VChK please send our brave Chekisty to kill this greedy bastard, for trying to use our glorious website to advertise some capitalist crap on Amazon?
Cheers,
Lenin
By dj p1LL 09/22/04 - 7:48 pm
i like john kerry cuz he looks like frankenstein
cutting off ears.. cutting off limbs.. attaching wires to genitals... razing villages...
I could listen to that all day long, what a great speech! cutting off limbs... ears... ghengis kahn....
you know you love that droning voice.
and his slick looking trial lawyer sleaze of a VP was the perfect choice! dat nigga be keepin' it real!
By Comrad Maksim 09/23/04 - 12:24 pm
Anonymous wrote
i like john kerry cuz he looks like frankenstein
cutting off ears.. cutting off limbs.. attaching wires to genitals... razing villages...
I could listen to that all day long, what a great speech! cutting off limbs... ears... ghengis kahn....
you know you love that droning voice.
and his slick looking trial lawyer sleaze of a VP was the perfect choice! dat nigga be keepin' it real!
Tovarishi, thank you your uplifting messages. I cannot stand how succesful these American capitalists are. I long to be back in my native CCCP and stand in line for rottent vegetables.
Long live Lenin, Marx and Stalin.
By Guest 09/24/04 - 4:22 pm
Hey, Dude!
we be jammin' and knock over radio and found your spot after retuning! Wow, you be da BOMB! We especially like those body grabbing march tunes - gives us a great excuse to stomp on the floor and disturb the old geezer dudes on the two stories below us, and the chicks like those solo male singers. But we have one request, can you get dudes to sing in, like, English?
Any idea of when you go on tour? Some Goth freaks down the hall wanna know. It would help us since they can't afford radio.
Johnny in Chicago
By Stalin Fastlane 09/25/04 - 9:38 pm
I weep over my keyboard as my beloved CCCP national anthem plays in the backround. If my communist ideology allowed me to believe in a God, I would pray that Comrade Kerry wins and soon I could return to the collective, work endlessly on a poorly built tractor, harvest 1/10th that of a capitalist pig farmer, and hide my children from the KGB who take them in the middle of the night to Mokba and then turn them into gymnasts.
By its over 09/28/04 - 10:26 am
communism fell with the berlin wall retards
Comrades its over, f u, he's right, and screw communism, I commend you all for conserving precious resources for the people by posting all of your comments from the same computer! You must have a glorious egalitarian community at your home, almost as if all of you are the same person! Keep up the good work, comrades.
The Party's Razor
By Comrade Rubashev 09/28/04 - 11:42 pm
zzzZZZ
By Mikhail Suslov 09/29/04 - 9:04 am
its over wrote
communism fell with the berlin wall retards
Hah, another Amerikansky idiot with sense less than that of dead Gulag worker! Dear running dog of the compradore class, twas tactical retreat - why worry about the outlands when we take over citadel of world capitalism! My genius forecasts that you will be serving boy to Lettish Rifles, may you be so lucky! Long Live Revolution!
By Strife 10/10/04 - 1:15 am
We're forgetting something very important comrades... Komrad Kerry's theme song... The Might Mouse theme.
By Strife 10/10/04 - 1:16 am
I meant to say "Mighty Mouse"... damn gel keyboard
Comrade Strife, we will send you a reliable communist pencil to replace your weak capitalist computer.
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