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Communists For Kerry is an activist cell of young communists dedicated to ridding the United Socialist States of America of all things bourgeois and non-progressive: Free Market, Free Press, Free Thought, etc. The situation is critical in the extreme. The bourgeoisie aided by propagandist chain-dogs like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are on the verge of domination in this country and they must be stopped. In fact it is now absolutely clear that to delay the Revolution would be fatal. Through our website, as well as public demonstrations, group hugs and protesting we intend to mobilize the starving and lead them to the final fight against the evil Republican despots and towards the bright communist future, hand in hand with the peace-loving Democrats represented by Comrade Senator John Kerry.
After we re-educate our members to develop correct convictions, guiding them through the Revolution will be a cakewalk! We will teach the working class party through the studies of Marxism, Ramsey Clarkism, Kerryism, Clintonism and Mooreism.
We will promote the party’s understanding that the only way for all people to be equal is to destroy all capitalistic ventures, as we know them. The rich must suffer as we have throughout history. The government must be held responsible for taking care of our every need.
We will instruct the party that working is for the weak minded. Through higher taxes and wealth re-distribution plans we will all have more time to spend on social and environmental equality. As Comrade Hillary said recently to a group of capitalist scum, “We MUST take things away from you on behalf of the common good”.
We will teach our fellow Communist For Kerry members that we must suffer together to stop the war on the working class from the rich. We will meet regularly to sing and do art projects together to help sooth our suffering.
Communists For Kerry strive for world peace. The only way that this can be accomplished is if we relinquish our foreign policy struggle to the hands of the wise men of the United Nations. We must re-establish relationships with the great minds of France, Germany, China, Cuba and Mother Russia.
We will do our part to make sure Comrade Mikhail Mooresevic is put in charge of state run media to win the propaganda war that plagues this great nation. Mikhail already has the support of Hezbollah, Al Queada, The Taliban, France and many more great regimes throughout the world.
The two Americas must come to an end to form one homogenous socialist state. Only then shall we rest. Only then shall there be peace between us and other great Socialist nations. We shall overcome!
By Gypsy 08/06/04 - 12:24 am
great minds of France
Pphhhst. Name one thing France ever did that was great. And if you say the Statue of Liberty or the Revolutionary War, I'm going to employ some socialist tactics and clobber the communist sh*t out of you.
But I digress. Communism doesn't work. It's been tried. It didn't work for them, and it won't work for America. It's been tested in Asia, and it never worked. It's a good idea in principle, but can't work when actually played out.
Gypsy
By Red Eye 08/06/04 - 10:10 am
Communism doesn't work. It's been tried. It didn't work for them, and it won't work for America. It's been tested in Asia, and it never worked.
Some people tend to think that communism has been tried everywhere but never worked. That's a non-truth. Communism hasn't been tried in the Antarctic yet, among the masses of collectivist penguins who toil hard among the icebergs for the common good, staying equal and not harming the environment with the expansion of industry due to low productivity of labor.
In fact, a great example of where communism does work is a common anthil or a beehive. Imagine what heights of economic and cultural progress the bees could have achieved if humans hadn't been stealing the product of their labor to pour it over their greasy, fattening pancakes in a cynical act of sacrifice of other creature's tiol and flesh to human stomach juices?
Red Eye,
State Propagandist
By Phoebus Apollo 08/16/04 - 6:42 pm
Communism doesn't work. It's been tried.
I thought Communism Isn't All That Bad... must've been wrong...
Communism and gun control killed 20 million people in the Soviet Union. Communism is B.S., it never worked and never will work. Karl Marx was a stoner, and anyone who supports communists has a mental disease. UP WITH CAPITALISM!!!
By Lavrenti Beria 08/21/04 - 10:23 am
I don't think they've tried communism at the North Pole either, Comrade.
By Voltaire 08/23/04 - 1:09 am
Communism doesnt work because it is a bad idea from the start. Its basic premises are cyncial, grotesque, malicious, and wrong. Its is pathetic. Never ever ever say it was good in theory. It is a logical impossibility to be good in theory and bad in practice. Bad in practice means bad in theory: theory wrong. Firgure out why and you find the right theory.
Capitalism/individualism: great in theory, great in practice.
Gnastrovia.
By feihtdrow 08/25/04 - 1:13 am
I have an idea. Let the stinkin' capitolists live in the middle of the country in places like Oklahoma, Illinois, and Colorado. Let them make their dirty blood capitol by growing weed and outselling eachother in the highest form of competative greed possible. Let the true human race take a stand on the two lefts coasts (the true only coasts), let them smoke that weed which the government will buy for them. Take heed (take weed!) Greed is the enemy of the people and can be erradicated with weed. It's been tried in my high school so I know it will work elsewhere. Where there is good soma there is no motivation. All should smoke weed. Power hits to the people.
By cionnaith mcritchie 08/30/04 - 2:38 pm
Anonymous wrote
I have an idea. Let the stinkin' capitolists live in the middle of the country in places like Oklahoma, Illinois, and Colorado. Let them make their dirty blood capitol by growing weed and outselling eachother in the highest form of competative greed possible. Let the true human race take a stand on the two lefts coasts (the true only coasts), let them smoke that weed which the government will buy for them. Take heed (take weed!) Greed is the enemy of the people and can be erradicated with weed. It's been tried in my high school so I know it will work elsewhere. Where there is good soma there is no motivation. All should smoke weed. Power hits to the people.
I spent my youth being stupid and stoned. I decried the evils of capitalism and promoted the universal equality of communism. Fortunately this phenomenon is correctly described in the Bible. First Corinthians chapter 13 verse 11. "When I was a child I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man I put away childish things.
For a grown man to continue to embrace the "ideals" of socialism or communism is similar in effect to a grown man entertaining himself with a rattle and a teething ring.
A vote for John Kerry is a vote for Kofi Annan........Let's just give the USA away to third world tinhorns....I suppose this would be better than putting third world people to work....sigh....
By johnnyg 08/31/04 - 4:05 pm
Gosh. Im not sure about all this. I feel naked.
By Comrade Gugarin 09/01/04 - 11:34 pm
Comrades,
Let us remember that France tried Communism first. Remember the Great Paris Commune of the Late 1800's? You don't need to remember, because it's still in existance today. (Everyone one in my family would kill me right now) NOTE: I do NOT adhere to the tenants of Communism. I'm just another capitalist dog, I guess.
By The Immortal Goon 09/03/04 - 3:37 pm
Your understanding of Dialectical-Materialism is abhorrent. The understanding of history is equally as bad.
Everyone, especially here, should read in to what you're talking about before you simply spout off the O'Reillyite spin the media and the politicos (who only stand to gain in insulting Marxism) without thinking about it.
You need to understand the basics of Marxism before you put it down. You wouldn't listen to a child who knew nothing of capitalism lecture you about the strengths of feudalism. In the same vein, I must insist you learn about Marxism for two reasons. The first would be that you hopefully see the wisdom and science in it. Secondly, if you don't see the positives - perhaps you can prepare an educated response to the Marxist beyond 2000-year-old quotes that don't actually apply and mockery of the struggle to free one's self from the yoke of tyranny.
-TIG
By bryum 09/03/04 - 6:31 pm
TIG, Your argument sucks too because you did not supply us with any reasons why communism is good (and please tone down the big words I'm not as smart as you).
By sfarels 09/04/04 - 2:22 am
I am a dirty, capitalistic pig and I like it!
By Radiocyborg 09/04/04 - 8:26 pm
WE WILL BURY YOU!
By screech 09/06/04 - 11:22 am
What do you call it when free men and women thrive amid government regulation to make sure a few at the top don't take off to foreign lands with all the money?
By bryum 09/06/04 - 4:54 pm
A fairy tale?
By Strife 09/14/04 - 12:31 am
TIG said: You need to understand the basics of Marxism before you put it down.
I have studied Marxism and it's spin-offs Communism and Socialism. Knowing everything I know about them there is no way I could ever support them, regardless of what you change the name of it to (Marxist-Humanism, Dialectical-Materialism, doesn't matter). The very most basic idea, the idea that we as a whole are better off if we are all made equally poor at gun point is just plain dumb (no fancy pseudo-intelligestia bombastic bullshit, just dumb). The rich aren't terrible on the basis of the fact that they're rich. The poor shouldn't be exhalted on the basis of the fact that they're poor. Besides, every Communist country in history has proven to drive the poor and rich alike into the dirt without any reasonable personal freedoms. In communism equality is found by redistributing six feet of dirt onto every grave. Essentially, it is mass slavery and the only people who truly benefit from it is the government. The idea that no matter how hard I work, how important my ideas are, how much I help society as a whole, that I should get the same amount of bread on my table as someone who is destructive to society directly is blatantly retarded. The only way a state controlled economy can exist is by forcing it, killing all competition to create the ultimate monopoly. Feh, and I thought the idea of a company store was bad...
By Minkis1234 09/14/04 - 4:00 pm
Oh yes, oh yes, yes, es,. I amd a stronger supporter of John Kerry and what angers me is how much ground John Kerry has lost this election. If you agree with John Kerry and I then speak up. If you disagree with John Kerry and I THEN SHUT THE HELL UP! This is The Chairman Mao way.
If George Bush gets re-elected then I will have to continue to work. This makes me angry because I am in my early forty's and I don't feel that someone who has been loyal to the party should have to continue working. Vote Kommunist Kerry and lets end the kwagmire of captialism that Khaos Kalamity Knennedy ahtes so much. I'm Minkis Dupree and I'm reporting for duty!
By Bensnooty 09/15/04 - 11:44 am
Quoted from TIG: "I must insist you learn about Marxism for two reasons. The first would be that you hopefully see the wisdom and science in it. Secondly, if you don't see the positives - perhaps you can prepare an educated response to the Marxist beyond 2000-year-old quotes that don't actually apply and mockery of the struggle to free one's self from the yoke of tyranny."
The First Decree: The One Car Family
China has a one child per family policy, and in the up and coming revolution, Amerika will decree the One Car Family decree for all. And there will be no more lunch time shopping mall trips during working hours. In the near future, you will shovel coal at lunch! And prepare to have your home and property confiscated by the politburo to be redistributed to the masses of the working class that you now repress as a willing conspirator to the capitalist scourge!
The capilalist scourge has lured you all in with their lies and lustful deceit! You will now pay for being a landowner and contributor to the repression of millions with your bourgeois desires! In the future, all mortage payments shall be received as reparations to the masses you now repress with your capitalist desires!
We will re-educate you and if you do well, the politboro will take pity and permit you to join the collective farm that will replace the property you have currently seized as part of your selfish posessions!
Kerry is coming to the rescue and he and his international leaders will fix everything! Rejoice! You have been enlightened!!! Now you better start getting into shape. Shoveling coal is strenuous and virtuous work that will free you of the urges and desires of the bourgeois!
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