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Samples of shameless
Our staff writers have all gone on extended
vacation to collect wild berries, breathe the invigorating
tundra air, and reflect on how such experience strengthens
the feeling of gratitude to the Party and dedication
to the People's cause.
We used to humor them with relaxation and exercise, but tickling their
necks with bayonet as they typed improved neither productivity nor quality.
We tried the Bring a Family to Work Program (tied family to radiator barefoot
on broken glass, letting go only after writer turns out an inspired story).
We even installed a Writers' Block in the lobby. Little did it do to eradicate
the rudiments of the bourgeois attitudes towards work and creativity.
You can't make omelet without breaking cook's fingers, yes?
To tap into potential of the People is the idea whose time has come!
To create Revolutionary Bumper Stickers is the idea whose time has come!
Prompted by this email from a common servant of the state:
COMRADS! WHY ARE THERE NO BUMPER STICKERS TO PUT ON MY WOODEN TRABANT? THE PARTY-APPROVED SLOGANS MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE PEOPLE. I WOULD BUY THEM IN BULK IF YOU PRINT THEM BEFORE THE NOVEMBER REVOLUTION.
I'm John Kerry and I'm feed up to here with republicans whining about my super secret plan to redistribute their wealth.
...So you see, that is how some are more equal than others.
By Red Scare
"Hey...you!.....yes, YOU with the wristwatch! 32nd from the right in the 9th row! That's right...I'm talking to YOU! You dared to bring a wristwatch to this Proletarian Gathering? What's your taxpayer ID Number?, You wealthy Fascist bastard!"
By Tax Evader
John Kerry looks hard for the Communist Chinese assault rifle he 'didn't keep' as a memento from Vietnam to defend himself against the rest of America.
Three-year-old Sophia Parlock cries on her father's shoulders after Kerry-Edwards supporters yanked a Bush-Cheney sign from her hands and later threw pieces of the ripped up sign at them on Thursday, Sept. 16, 2004, at the Tri-State Airport in Huntington, W.Va. The grinning Kerry supporter in a union shirt is caught on film still holding pieces of the sign in his hands.
If she didn't want her sign torn up, she should have brought enough signs for everyone. The sign had to be equitably distributed.
By The Party's Razor
Little girl cries after comrade explains to her that it's not too late to have her aborted.
What we, the few, the proud, the socially maladjusted, here at AMSOC do is not pretty, but I asure you, Comrades, we do it for YOU, the downtrodden!
By Agent of AMSOC
Kerry's heartfelt message of sensitive socialism brings a tear to a young girl's eye.
This heckler was screaming at Bush during his Convention acceptance speech. Now this San Francisco resident is complaining that if Bush could not secure the Convention from the likes of her, how can he protect the nation? A logic that could make the Fathers of Communist Polit-Economy proud!
Abortion-on-demand activist gets her wish at the RNC.
By Charlie Chutzpah
Unhand the teet of communism you capitalist bastards!
By Stalin Fastlane
Soylent green is made of people!
You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people! ...