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The CUBE apears to be a HOT item. It is, however recommended that one does not discuss its ingenious and inherent properties with capitalist pigs for I will have to start yet an other purge.
Oppressingly yours . Capt. SHMERSH HEAD OF KGB Section 9
By Girabomo
FINALLY!
I was having so much trouble with the origional that I thought I was dumber than other people, but this will finally prove my equality!
Soon, everyone will have completed this puzzle, and will be just one of many!
By obvious
its all red dumb ass
Comrade obvious, you must share a computer with comrades screw communism, he's right, f u, and its over. How gloriously socialist of you all to not only share the computer, but share an office chair as well when you post within minutes of each other! Great work comrades!
The Party's Razor
By Girabomo
Anonymous wrote
its all red dumb ass
Of course! Were it blue, the warm glow of Kommunism would not spread. With red, we show our deep faith in the Kause.
And I would like to point out to you that it is NOT all red (unfortunately), as there is a small symbol in the middle square. I would call your mind small, but we must remember, "Everyone is Equal!" I suppose a capitalist pig must have stolen your eyeballs (to use in an evil money-grab).
By Comrad Lutskiy
I understand that you have many of The People's Cube and we, the proletariat, have none. Please redistribute accordingly.
By thissitesucks
uhh...yeah, I'm pretty sure Kerry isn't for the nationalization of the private sector, only that rich assholes who don't need the money get taxed the most (as they should in a progressive income tax). Billionaires don't need more billions and all tax cuts do is redistribute wealth upward. It's not communist, it's just. Get over it. Liberals are not Stalinists, but you Republicans are becoming Fascists.
Comrade sucks, it's true that Kerry doesn't go far enough in returning the private sector to the people. We may have to wait for the people to elect comradette Hillary dictator for life to see the level of economic justice we seek. However, I see that you are for economic justice only within the artificial borders of this country! To the heroic workers in Angola, Mongolia, Vietnam, etc. you are a "rich asshole" yourself! We must end the global upward redistribution of wealth. As a wealthy (relative to most of the world) thousandaire, you do not need more thousands. Your capitalist excess shall be confiscated (taxed) and given to those who truly need it all over the globe, until all are equal.
Equitably,
The Party's Razor
By Lysenko
Amerikan comrades, we here in Rodina do not understand how Revolution can be implemented in social democratic-contaminated education system of US. This NEA, is this some stooge outfit by virtue of KGB operation - we still have hard time determining records after escapades in 1991. We old comrades have suspicion that only way to re-educate contaminated American youth is directly to collective farms. We need strong communism, not nanny-parlour pinks! Maybe Comrade Kerry can send NEA members to pockets of capitalism and assist in their acceptance of our destined world victory.
For the Revolution!
Trofim Denisovich
By NatashaluvsBoris
By thissitesucks
uhh...yeah, I'm pretty sure Kerry isn't for the nationalization of the private sector, only that rich assholes who don't need the money get taxed the most (as they should in a progressive income tax). Billionaires don't need more billions and all tax cuts do is redistribute wealth upward. It's not communist, it's just. Get over it. Liberals are not Stalinists, but you Republicans are becoming Fascists.
Hmmmmmmmmm ... Comrade Sucks fails to realize that capitalist pigs must be rich to provide jobs to their minions. Even AFL-CIO must admit they cannot be hired by poor people. And hush your mouth Comrade when you speak of rich assholes! That is our beloved Comrade Kerry and Comrade Teresa you are talking about!
I myself solved the people's cube on the first attempt. But of course I had Comrade Boris to help me.
Natasha
By Boris
HEIL TO KERRY!
By Leon Trotsky
Why did the neo-cons steal all of my ideas? Blast that Bill Kristol!
By Lynn Carrier
Is this a 527 for Kerry
By NatashahatesBushwinkle
By Lynn Carrier
Is this a 527 for Kerry
Re-education? I think this Sister needs education!
It might be too late.
STINGING ROSA
By CDPE
(communists for redesign of public education) we believe that much redesigning of our learning system must be done. First all this evil propoganda of "economics" must be removed or else the capitalists will control our children. Second Grammar is usless to the revolution only as long as you understand the gist of it u need no proper "grammar". Also report cards should be elmininated as a capitalist practice of judging the young. Also we have a plan to cut back on school overcrowding by lowering the minimum drafting ages from 18 to 13. As well only citizens who have served 20 years or more in the army will be allowed to enter TPCC (The Peoples Commmunist College). And by elmininating extracirricular activites because of the fact that not all children can be in them we will increase happiness. To decrease distraction in the classroom post 2 gaurds armed with ak 47s with 2 YES 2 clips of ak 47 ammunition (i know it sounds like alot but we will "confinscate" it from our nieghboring countries). These gaurds will on sight shoot trobule makers in the class room if more than 4 children are shot the teacher will be shot and replaced. Also to increase fairness all walls will be knocked down in school and students will all be taught by identical twin teachers imported from vietnam. Finally we must replace the "board of education" with the "Board of The People's education" which will have impoted chinese members who if 4 teachers are killed they themselves will be shot and replaced with more competent chinese.
By NatashahatesBushwinkle
Darlinks, I am sure we have all heard the Party's mantra that the Imperialist Bush has provided corporate capitalist pigs with tax incentives to move our jobs overseas. If you have been good Bolsheviks, you have probably repeated the mantra yourself many times. Comrades, it has come to my attention that the University of Pennsylvania has the audacity to print information that conflicts with our mantra! I say to the Gulag with the elitists at UP (would be funny if it was named Communist University of Pennsylvania - no?)! Read this horrendous information for yourself at their Factcheck vebsite at http://www.factcheck.org/article.aspx?docID=234. This calls for instant re-education!
By CDPE
we would like to say that there was a mistake we have already killed all the identical twins therfore all schools shall be elmininated down to one teacher.
By Winston Smith
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Comrade Winston, that sounds like a winning revolutionary slogan! Go try your hand at it.
Kerry in '04 - Ignorance is Strength
Has a nice ring to it. Great work, Comrade.
The Party's Razor
By Ho Chi Minh
Comrades, today is a great day. Our top agent, Comrade Kerry is very close to taking control of this sad, worthless, capitalist nation. We, along with North Korea and China and our newly aquired America (which will soon be renamed the People's Republic of North America) will be free to start the worldwide revolution. Only with the mass killing of men, women, and children can we be truly free! WORKERS OF THE WORLD: UNITE!!
By CastroKnobbingKerry
Comrades unite!!! It has come to our attention that the Great Revolutionary Fidel Castro has been providing comrade Kerry several inappropriate pleasures. Due to this, we would like comrade Kerry to cease the receiving as many of our young warriors wish to share....
It is: “cease and desist” , comrade!
“desist” being the operative word
STINGING ROSA
By poorfools
how can you realy think that any of this would ever sway the american nation in to thinking the way you do? mabye you have yet to understand we (americans) are a resitent people and feel the way of freedom as we do about our lives; if you realy feel any of your insane ideas for econimic boom or every one being "equal" then you have yet to see that socialism has a flaw in its plan while capitalism has many flaws it lets us use them to the advantige of "loop holes" so you see as your flaws hurts you, ours help us. if this crazy sect of yours realy thinks it will get anywhere near the american mind then you are poor fools of pure hopes and dreams, for sadly none of you shall live to see the day leninists roam the streats of americans golding cities.
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