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With the election just 30 days away, the presidential candidates aren't punch drunk yet, but they ought to be. Surely, this press outlet has gotten a little stir crazy, so much to the point that it had trouble keeping track of the players last week. Chalk it up to a "527" wake-up call.
First were the usual suspects who were clear about where they stood, OK, no problem. Then came the Billionaires for Bush, but they're actually supporting Kerry. After that came Communists for Kerry; they're seemingly working, albeit in an unorthodox way, to re-elect Bush.
For a Friday report on this Web site following the first Bush-Kerry debate, a member of Communists for Kerry managed to persuade a FOXNews.com reporter that he was indeed a Kerry supporter. His true feelings subsequently were misrepresented in a story that was published here over the weekend.
FOXNews.com regrets the error. From now on, polygraphs for everybody.
By Donna Shalala 10/04/04 - 5:44 pm
Our reeducation plan has worked perfectly! Nobody has a sense of humor, and nobody recognizes real irony when they see it.
By Lani Guinier 10/04/04 - 5:52 pm
And now the Revolution can finally proceed according to our training video! I have informed my servants!
Who's worse? Dan Rather or Fox? Me thinks Fox now has the stank!
By Lorem Ipsum 10/04/04 - 8:59 pm
Fox is like Wal-Mart. They have lost the capacity to understand that they are now doing more damage than good.
Comrade Loren, we can still salvage the bourgeois hulk that is Wal-Mart for the good of the people. We plan to initiate (sounds better than impose) a "success tax" on Wal-Mart and its more upscale mercantilist cousin, Target. The success tax will work as follows: The average profit of Target and Wal-Mart's competitors, not including each other, will be calculated and termed the "allowable success index". Any profits made by Target and Wal-Mart above this index will be taxed at 99% and used to fund the U.N.
The Party's Razor
By Kommentariat 10/07/04 - 3:27 am
Fox News is the tool of the capitalist pigs! DO not speak with them, lest they infect your mind with thoghts of freedom! Only speak to friendly, Party-Approved media outlets such as the great Communist News Network (CNN)! The Communist secret police will be watching you to make sure you only speak with Party-Approved media!
By John Kerry 10/10/04 - 11:12 pm
Im such an idot dont vote for me,ill fail miserabley.
By Comrade Not Bush 10/10/04 - 11:24 pm
John Kerry wrote
Im such an idot dont vote for me,ill fail miserabley.
Interesting how capitalist propaganda has managed to infect the very heart of the revolution itself! I say we send in the KGB with a news team from CBS to cover the story of what happens to those who dare to go against the Revolution!
By Komrade Walmartski 10/10/04 - 11:28 pm
Lorem Ipsum wrote
Fox is like Wal-Mart. They have lost the capacity to understand that they are now doing more damage than good.
Yes. Down with largest private employer in capitalist America!
How dare they compete with State in providing jobs and goods!
By Califemme 10/19/04 - 3:28 pm
Wow. I thank you Communist Comrades!!
I had no idea that I too, am a "Communist for Kerry."
This whole time I had been led to believe that Kerry was worse than a scumsucker, I did not see his potential as a Strong Communist Leader. Thank you again for opening my eyes to the deceitfulness of the Republican party, I see now that freeing 50 million is utter chaos... what will those poor people do? Who will take care of them? I understand now that communism is the new "revolution" and who better to lead us against Greedy Capitolist Pigs, than the billionaire from Mass??? He has no concerns financially, and so that makes him like me, the common communist! Of course he will do what he can to make sure my neighbors and comrades have no more than I do!!
I will definitely spread the word, Comrades, have no fear!
By Marx 10/22/04 - 3:02 pm
Fox News is captitalist trash. We need state television. Long live the revoulution!
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