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Our counter intelligence units, the clandestine teams headed by Kommander Djin, have uncovered a most repugnant "individual interaction network". The members of said communication channel identify themselves as "Freepies". Clearly this is counter-Revolutionary symbolism, and the network is not authorized by the Central Committee. We dearly warn those participating on this interaction grid to immediately cease their activities, or the day will come that even a Get Out of Gulag Card will not help those arrested by the Kommissariat.
It is the hope of the Politburo, under the guidance of which this letter was composed by the bureaucratic chain of command, that this will be our last denunciation on this topic.
By Leisler 08/29/04 - 7:51 pm
Your recidivist gang of capitalist hooligans have had your day! Soon you will experience the justice of the people’s unleashed fury. Your only hope is to inform and confess. If sincere, you will be spared an exile to Cambridge, Berkley, Madison or Austin.
By Comrade Dutch 04/08/05 - 6:07 pm
We must confront these agitators! Bayonets for everyone!!!