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Bolshevik Bash - we celebrate the launch of the site
By Red Eye
08/09/04 - 12:11 pm

It doesn't matter what you celebrate, it matters how you celebrate. We Communists always drink collectively - never individually like some of you bourgeois individualists do. This particular celebration of the success of our cause (the launch of the website) was held at Bill's 90's Cafe.



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With indignation we refute the charges thrown at us by the Beautiful Atrocities blog of August 06, 2004, that this is a yappie place and that we left out Gay in the name of Bill's 90's Cafe on purpose. This is pure Bukharinite right deviationism! Smug Manhattan yuppies are disallowed to join and are hastily, and most violently turned away at the doors of the Politburo headquarters. The reason we ommitted the full name, which is Bill's Gay 90's, is because the owner of this drinking establishment has also ommitted on in the sign for whatever reason.








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By wildebeest3
08/27/04 - 6:43 am

I condemn you recidivist, running dog, Lyndon LaRouche-ite traitor lackeys for your obvious lack of Proletariot roots!

No real proletariot would stay in smug Komfy Kapitalist NYC, when the REAL Revolution is in the Future Peoples Republik of Southeast Florida. Where the heat of oppression stokes the fire of our revolutionary hearts!

In the name of Langdon, I denounce you!
 
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By jeff
08/27/04 - 11:51 pm

Jesus, what a motley crue
 
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By binstence
08/28/04 - 11:43 pm

Fags for Bush is concerned about the censorship of the "Gay" in Bill's Gay 90's! NOT! LOL!

You guys are the absolute limit. Communism was never this much fun!

Regards,

Michael
 
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By Piaggio
08/30/04 - 1:04 am

You guys rock! This site is awesome. Im not american, and I dont live in the US, but I strongly support Komrade Kerry and the eventual destruction of this decadent system! Thank you for contributing to spread the revolution worldwide!

Piaggio

P.S: I'm sure to check out that bolshevik cafe when I go to NYC
 
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By Comrade Oberloh
09/03/04 - 1:54 pm

Comrades, I want to thank you for putting your voice out to the brainwashed masses of the states. With unity we can cleanse this country of the vile capitalist system and bring the glorious communists movement upto the steps of the whitehouse where we will bring total equality to all the american peons.

From PFC Oberloh

P.S. 9/10 Soliders in Iraq say Rosa Luxemburg is hot!
"Long Live the Revolution!"
 
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By Laika the Space Dog
09/03/04 - 3:19 pm

Attention Soldier Komrads!

One - tenth of soldiers who don't think Rosa is hotrad Komrad will be assigned to Penal Battalion.

General Order # 1917

Uncle Ho & Uncle Joe
(don't ya know, don't ya know, rat-a-tat-tat, but-a- bing!)
 
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By SHMERSH (The Hammer)
09/04/04 - 8:22 pm

I NEED MORE BOXCARS. AND PRONTO.
 
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By HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
09/08/04 - 6:08 pm

I pissed my pants i was laughing so hard at this site!!!!!!!!!!

I admire the crack at kerry but jeez you guys spent alot of time on this sight!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BUSH 2004
 
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By Guest
09/10/04 - 4:33 pm

I was also pissing my pants so much when I see these guys in action. It is too funny for me.

Bush 2004.
 
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By Che Castro
09/18/04 - 1:37 pm

You make Lenin and Stalin proud, comrades!

Komrad Kerry must ascend to the House of Whiteness, and begin his communist reign of terror! Down with the capitalists!
 
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By Joseph Stalin II
10/06/04 - 10:20 am

Do not weep comrades, we will prevail. Denounce us if you will but your words are lost in a swirling cascade of violence and peace to come. You will not be remembered. More to the point, you will be killed and forgotten for your injust actions against the Liberalists!
 
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By NatashahatesBushwinkle
10/26/04 - 5:47 pm

I don't understand all this laughing so hard that one spews beverages from one's nasal cavities or that one pisses one's pants, darlinks! Oh certainly we laugh in the face of the yellow dog Bush and spit upon his capitalist pig visage. And we certainly laugh heartily with a liter of vodka in our bread-filled bellies. But you must NOT laugh at the revolution! Fighting free speech, capitalism, private ownership of property, freedom to worship, freedom to own firearms ... well freedom in general is SERIOUS work! So put down that bottle of vodka and put on your combat boots, darlinks, and join us in the revolution!
 
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By you
05/04/05 - 4:20 pm

what???????????????/
 
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By philip
05/24/05 - 9:16 am

you guys suck! this site is wacked and you are idiots! commy
 
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