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DISCUSSION BOARD
The Party shall never cease judging your words and
questioning your motives!
Promises, promises.
Before the election the bourgeois, lackey liars of capital stood on their rickety sidewalk soap boxes and their prestigious podiums of power shouting angry oaths and promises.
"If the Red Army wins the election I am going to Canada!" one hysterically sputtered to the press.
"If the historical forces of Capital, wage-slavery and materialistic alienation lose I am moving to France!"
screamed another like a wild banshie. Across the nation millions of these promises were made.
Every honorable and virtuous Party member reading this article heard these rabid screeches spittled and spat by reactionary fools.
You quietly and humbly and graciously went about your day to day toil tending to the selfless Party prescribed work assigned.
Then, after the election results became known, what did the losers do? Did they shrug it off with the sure knowledge that in 4 more years there would be another election? No. They accused the Party of destroying Democracy and shredding the Constitution! No more elections! Did they do the honorable thing in the face of the decisive mandate the voters gave the Party? The People spoke and The People shouted to the world:
"The Party of the Peasants and Workers - Right or Wrong! We Made our Last Votes Count!"
So what did the historical forces of darkness and war-profiteering do? Did they do the virtous thing and make good their promises to leave the country? You know the answer to that! No. They acted as the Party knew they would. Their nature as violent bourgious pigs cannot be changed but by revolution and their violence met by violence. Their corrupt nature holds true.
In the face of defeat at the polls they took up arms against the State and The Peoples' Will. See: http://communistsforkerry.com/GPU/viewtopic.php?t=200&postdays=0&postorder=asc&&start=20
[Scroll way down please comrades - to WAR news - do not stop for any foolishness! Thank you.]
Thank goodness for the Party and Red Army's achievements
After defeating the worthless White Army in very short order the Party had a decision to make. Though the worthless traitors to their own country took up arms against the victors of the November elections and attempted to secede from the dear country of their birth and by so doing earn the scorn and vitriol of good, honest peoples around the globe - and sure summary death by firing squad - the Party has magnanimously decided to show leniency and mercy toward those traitorous scumbags. The Party knows they don't deserve any kindness after turning on their countrymen and causing a horrible, bloody civil war. The Party wants to show the world that we are the true humanitarians. As Abraham Lincoln said of the defeated rebels of the South: "... with malice toward none." We will no longer speak of the Second Civil War. The Party has declared that from this day forward the hostilities that have been so fortuitously brought to a successful conclusion shall be known as:
The Great Patriotic American War.
In the spirit of this humanitarian and merciful wish of the Party we have gathered all the surviving White Army soldiers and their families together so they can do the good and honorable thing. We wish for them to keep their sacred word of honor as pledged before the elections. We wish for them to demonstrate to the world, as a sort of world test if you will, that they are men and women of whom word is bond.
A White Army rebel family makes ready to keep their pre-election promise.
By order of the Party the Red Army has generously guided the beaten traitors to the borders of Canada.
A picture of the worthless beaten forces of Capital as they near the border.
One thing the Party genorously omitted from telling the White Army is that Canada refused to admit them. Even Canada it seems doesn't want worthless scum who'd even consider taking up arms and seceding from the country of their birth simply because they lost an election. We had to send them somewhere. As always the Party had the answer. The Party knew what to do.
A lone outpost of the Gulagosphere.
With the wisdom and intelligence of the collective will of the People as expressed through the Party and understood by our beloved leaders in the Politburo and rubber stamped by the duly appointed Central Committee the victorious and brave Red Army pointed the White Army forces of Capitalistic warmongering in the direction of trails that lead to the vast hinterland of the Gulagosphere. There they will live happy, communal lives on Gulagosphered farms raising tomatoes on the sunny tops of fertile glaciers for the State ketchup factories and the benefit of all humanity.
The Will of The People be done. The Party has spoken. Let the new day begin. This is the beginning of history. There is nothing to learn from the past. The future belongs to us.
Comrade Otis
Red Army Great Patriotic American War Correspondent
By
Big Red 11/14/04 - 1:52 am
Need any educators? I am rather good with a whip.
By
Comrade Otis 11/14/04 - 2:31 am
Big Red wrote
Need any educators? I am rather good with a whip.
Me too, Darlink. I break eggs and whip up omelets. What do you like when you wake up in the morning?
Yours in the Red Revolution,
Doctor Otis
Gourmet of Dictatorship
By
Prolaterian Equalizer 11/14/04 - 7:39 pm
The Gulagosphere is not meant for running. You are not allowed to be too fast, everybody is the same speed. Also, I hereby request the party to consider giving the Order of Lenin to all the loyal Komrades. THE WAR WAS LONG AND MANY WERE LEFT IN THE COLD OF CAPITALISM BY THE UNPERSON WHO WAS NEVER SUPPORTED FOR THE ELECTION.
By
Comrade Otis 11/14/04 - 8:39 pm
Prolaterian Equalizer wrote
THE WAR WAS LONG AND MANY WERE LEFT IN THE COLD OF CAPITALISM BY THE UNPERSON WHO WAS NEVER SUPPORTED FOR THE ELECTION.
Let us not speak of any UNPERSON, gracious and wise Proletarian Equalizer. Always have your mind set on the future. Revolutionary Socialism needs no past.
Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship
By
Boris 11/15/04 - 12:55 am
Let us not speak of those who have failed the revolution, every again. Their names to be sticken from all records, never to be spoken of again. The failure has allowed the continued rein of Tsar W and Halaburton. Opressed masses of US workers struggle to get daily allotment of potatoes continue. When this becomes a workers paradise, all will be perfect. Then the struggle to get daily allotment of potatoes, will be to stand in long line, only to run out of potatoes, when you get closer to the front. This will be new ecomonic 4 or 5 years plan of new leader, Billary. Also, Billary will save the health system in US, by providing Cuban communist health care system. Comrades, you remember Cuba, the land most famous for rusted out plumbing. Yes, Comrade Ted Turner and CNN, and exwife of Ted Turner; Hanio Jane Fonda, are never shy about telling us about model medical care in Cuba. And it all coming to a glorious revolution in 4 years.
By
Prolaterian Equalizer 11/15/04 - 12:11 pm
"Let us not speak of any UNPERSON, gracious and wise Proletarian Equalizer. Always have your mind set on the future. Revolutionary Socialism needs no past. "
there have never been more true words spoken komrade. onward to social evolution!
By
Stooge of the Revolution 11/17/04 - 11:28 pm
I see that 33% believe that we should invade Canada. Why, I ask? Canada is already a Socialitic Republik. We already won there, Comrades!
By
Comrade Otis 11/17/04 - 11:51 pm
Dear Stooge of the Revolution,
You too may cast your vote. One Stooge; one vote; once.
The Party doesn't care which way you vote. Really.
Comrade Otis
Official Party Vote Tabulator
By
Big Red 11/18/04 - 11:58 pm
Me too, Darlink. I break eggs and whip up omelets. What do you like when you wake up in the morning?
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