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Communists For Kerry deny receipt of illegal funds from the Oil For Food program through International A.N.S.W.E.R.
In response to recent allegations of illegal funding, CFK wishes it be known that our revolutionary activities are fueled solely by the will of the people, and not by George Soros or illegal contributions from the former Ba'ath government of Iraq laundered by A.N.S.W.E.R. Unlike Kojo Annan and Saddam Hussein, we did not become enriched by the Oil for Food program. We did not use the money we didn't accept from Ramsey Clark to instigate riots and protests. We had no knowledge that the money Clark never funneled to us from Iraq through A.N.S.W.E.R. was illegally siphoned from the Oil for Food program, and if we did, we would never have used it for treason and sedition we didn't commit.
IN OTHER NEWS
1,000,000 Iraqi Children Die Each Day After the Cancellation of the Oil for Food Programme
The Children of Iraq, sheltered from all discomfort by the benevolent rule of Saddam Hussein, had been unaccustomed to hardship - until George W. Bush cancelled the Oil for Food Programme. During the Oil for Food era, Hussein had worked miracles for his people: teaming with Great Hero of Invention Al Gore, Hussein oversaw the creation of a super miracle food that tasted like chocolate, provided 100% nutrition, and prevented bad breath and the flu. This miracle food was distributed by Hussein's "Palaces on Wheels" - distribution centers built in the style of opulent presidential palaces in order to make every Iraqi feel like "king for a day" while receiving their monthly supply of miracle food.
Vote Kerry - for a return to the good old Oil for Food days!
The Iraqi children aren't the only ones suffering. In Washington D.C. a humble high-rise office building sits empty - the cancellation of O.F.F. has paralyzed the heroic work of International A.N.S.W.E.R. "The floors are no more than subflooring and there are no fixtures in the offices...we can't defend notorious dictators under these conditions" said a spokesman for A.N.S.W.E.R. He continued: "Bush's crazy imperialism is also hurting the local economy. Look at those men standing idly by those boxes of platinum fixtures and fine art. No, over there, behind the flatbed trucks carrying the slabs of marble. Also, Kojo Annan missed 2 yacht payments and it got repossessed - what will his personal fishing guide do now?"
By Senator John F. Kerry 10/29/04 - 11:17 am
Comrades,
Let me make a brief prevarication that is short and to the point, it is important to do so since you Commoners cannot think for yourselves and need the help of those of us who will form the Dictatorship of the Proletariat which will run your pathetic lives for you so that you can attain a state of Strong Communism which will relieve you of any need to think objectively and not making any more voting, or consumer decisions.
When I get elected on November 2, I will proceed to end the two party state, and have a one party state which will institute Strong Communism.
My Foreign Policy will bring a return of the United Nations Food Oil Or Loot (FOOL) program that has been so helpful for funding those Strong Communists who choose to liquidate the reactionary, yellow running dog capitalists who choose to exploit the masses.
Comrades, be ready to vote John F. Kerry on November 2, because I have a plan to end all elections, while also bringing Strong Communism to your pathetic, wretched commoner lives!
Sincerely,
John F. Kerry
Absent Senator
By AlgerHiss 10/29/04 - 1:29 pm
Comrade,
Although I am not acutally a member of this party, nor have I ever had any contact with members of this party, and that I deny all charges of such, I would like to point out that this Kerry fellow has true vision for the people. And if he is elected, I would absolutely not transmit confidential government documents to the Russians.
Alger
By Don Kerry 10/29/04 - 2:27 pm
I would also like to deny that John Kerry took bribes from the mafia, Iran, our glorious socialist brothers in China or that he registered Al Qaida suspects to vote in Ohio.
And absolutely none of this is documented in the links found here:
Where is the outrage. We need more protesting! The false accusation indicting the "U.N. Oil for FOOD" There is NO SCANDAL in the “OIL FOR FOOD” The poorest of the poor were well fed by the coalition of the bribed and coerced. France, Germany, the Mother Land Russia and many others contributed righteously to their wealth created by the U.N. Think of all those who can no longer speak about their nutritional requirements. Saddam, the true innovator founded "Palaces on Wheels" Those "Palaces" stored vital stores of nutrition for the Iraq children. There was only so much time to build so many “Palaces” to serve so many of the needed. During “Clintonism” The Great Clinton allowed it and our Kerry would have continued the "Places on Wheels" He recently strongly protested by saying "Wrong place, wrong time to end "Oil for Food" program and he would have enhanced it's outreach program by allowing "more of the same" Kerrism needs to be supported by the masses. Iraq is a small country, Saddam needed more time in his rescue effort to feed his People. Where is the Global shame.
By Comrade Otis 10/30/04 - 10:00 am
Thank you Comrades at CommunistsForKerry.
This is the only web-site that brings the masses the truth.
Your hard-hitting reporting on the Oil for Food program has completely and for all time opened the eyes of the entire world to the brutality of the reactionary imperialism of America and the Gang of Bush.
As a revolutionary man of medicine I have actually been to Iraq and with my own eyes seen the devastation and starvation caused by America's imperialism. Millions of poor bloated small bodies all over the battle-scarred smoldering landscape.
Why must the forces of capital wish to force their system on the rest of the world? They know that without bleeding new sources of labor they will soon be overwhelmed by the proletarian forces of historical truth and socialism at home! That is what this war on so called terrorism really is. The very last gasp of reactionary capital and its' greedy clinging to the outmoded ideas of death. They may have fooled the world and murdered hundreds of millions of revolutionaries of the 20th century but the new dawn is here.
The world revolution is right around the corner. Just you wait.
Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship
By NatashahatesBushwinkle 10/30/04 - 8:41 pm
Imperialist Bush and his ilk will never admit that it is Amerika's freedom and capitalism that makes it the hated target of terrorists! This is exactly why us, the revolutionary masses, must crush freedom and destroy capitalism! Then we can all hold hands, sing songs of love and skip through fields of daisies together with our global socialist friends. After we have toiled in the work programs and stood in line for our daily bread and toilet paper of course.
Viva la Revolucion, darlinks!
By John Clitus 10/30/04 - 8:54 pm
The Oil for Food program was an excellent idea of comrade Kerry. As is well known, crude oil is the most nutritious substance known to mankind. We fed my daughter nothing but West Texas Intermediate since the day she was born, and she has grown into a true proletarian!
John Clitus
President
OK Oil Co.
By Abhor_Shun 10/31/04 - 3:29 pm
We must also ravage the pigs' wives and mercifully murder their babies before birth so that evil capitalism will never again raise it's ghastly presence in our new communist utopia. Long live John Kerry, Amreika's answer to Fidel Castro.
By The Name 10/31/04 - 11:40 pm
Abhor_Shun wrote
We must also ravage the pigs' wives and mercifully murder their babies before birth so that evil capitalism will never again raise it's ghastly presence in our new communist utopia. Long live John Kerry, Amreika's answer to Fidel Castro.
Do not touch, Fidel! He provides us with hours of sane communist sex education! Long Live, Fidel The Father of South American Proletarian Sex!
By THINK 01/08/05 - 4:08 pm
Comrade Otis wrote
Thank you Comrades at CommunistsForKerry.
This is the only web-site that brings the masses the truth.
Your hard-hitting reporting on the Oil for Food program has completely and for all time opened the eyes of the entire world to the brutality of the reactionary imperialism of America and the Gang of Bush.
As a revolutionary man of medicine I have actually been to Iraq and with my own eyes seen the devastation and starvation caused by America's imperialism. Millions of poor bloated small bodies all over the battle-scarred smoldering landscape.
Why must the forces of capital wish to force their system on the rest of the world? They know that without bleeding new sources of labor they will soon be overwhelmed by the proletarian forces of historical truth and socialism at home! That is what this war on so called terrorism really is. The very last gasp of reactionary capital and its' greedy clinging to the outmoded ideas of death. They may have fooled the world and murdered hundreds of millions of revolutionaries of the 20th century but the new dawn is here.
The world revolution is right around the corner. Just you wait.
Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship
ROFL?! WTF?! OMFG!! U R SO STUPID.. YOU'RE A REALLY AMERICAN PATRIOT.. WE NEED MORE OF YOURS.. GIVE TO ME BABY - MORE STUPID ANSWERS, MORE STUPID DEFAMATIONS. I love you.. Oh Lord - Please give this poor, scarce copy of an idiot something to do.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
Dear Comrade Think Tank:
We are guessing that your full name is “Think W/MY Ass”,
since we have had some prior experience with MANY members of your immediate family, and recognize the family resemblance.
But this was all prior to the election.
Since it appears you have been under a rock for the last two and a half months,
let me be the first to inform you: WE WON!
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Communists For Kerry deny receipt of illegal funds from the Oil For Food program through International A.N.S.W.E.R.
The Iraqi children aren't the only ones suffering. In Washington D.C. a humble high-rise office building sits empty - the cancellation of O.F.F. has paralyzed the heroic work of International A.N.S.W.E.R. "The floors are no more than subflooring and there are no fixtures in the offices...we can't defend notorious dictators under these conditions" said a spokesman for A.N.S.W.E.R. He continued: "Bush's crazy imperialism is also hurting the local economy. Look at those men standing idly by those boxes of platinum fixtures and fine art. No, over there, behind the flatbed trucks carrying the slabs of marble. Also, Kojo Annan missed 2 yacht payments and it got repossessed - what will his personal fishing guide do now?"
