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Comrades, the memos are not forgeries. It is Microsoft Word itself that is the forgery. As anyone with any common sense can see, the petit bougeousie in Redmond have fallen sway to the CAPITALIST running dogs Gates and Balmer. They have orchestrated a conspiracy of global proportions, oppressing the masses with kr*p that pretends to be a useable word processor.
By Comrade Drake
CBS News Team Finds Another Expert To Confirm Memo's Authenticity
By Andropovs Drunk Brother
Yes, I am very excited about the impending merger of ABC/CBS/NBC/CNN/SOVnet upon the unanimous election of Commrade Kerry. One large Party Network. Zero need for further interviews from insincere capitalist pig reporters.
By CheCastro
Communist Party Chairman J.F. Che comes forward as source of Bush service memo, certifying the memo as authentic. Che also claims to have medical records that prove that Bush is indeed Osama Bin Laden's long-lost brother/uncle, a woman, AND a creature from the planet X.
By Dobrovolect
Anonymous wrote
Communist Party Chairman J.F. Che comes forward as source of Bush service memo, certifying the memo as authentic. Che also claims to have medical records that prove that Bush is indeed Osama Bin Laden's long-lost brother/uncle, a woman, AND a creature from the planet X.
CBS: Good Morning Comorade Che.
Che: Yes Good morning capitalist pig you!
CBS: Hahaha (nervously)
Che: So what the ^&(*( you want pig
CBS: Well, sir...I wanted to ask a cuople questions
Che: Go head.....pig
CBS: Yes....UM What do you think about the recent current events in Iraq and America in general?
Che: Well, iT IS VERY UNFORTUANTE that our great cmmorade Saddam is going through what he is..it is an unjust and great travisty tha the capitilst pig Bush is trying to push his Democracy in Iraq
CBS: yes yes poor poor Saddam
Che: yes the poor man is right up there with greats like Stalin, Hitler and me CHE you dirty mother ^&*(*&& !
CBS: NOW that is uncalled for Mr. Che....
Che: Shut up before I sodomize you like your daddy used to do it you dirty boy ...yeah you would like that wouldn't you spank my ass and cally mne sally bitch
CBS: Ex..ex..excuse me.....
Che: Uhhhh...um nothing ASS HOLE you are trying to confuse me...capitalist pig Die.......
CBS thank you mr Che.
Che whaT EVA ! bIATCH I gotta go oppress more innocent...now f*** off pig
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