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The polluted cesspool of dark and fascistic propaganda dares question the Party commitment of our young and daring Komsomolets Rob:
Of course, there were some Kerry supporters in attendance who had no
doubts whatever about their candidate.
"We're trying to get Comrade Kerry elected and get that capitalist
enabler George Bush out of office," said 17-year-old Komoselutes Rob
of Communists for Kerry.
"Even though he, too, is a capitalist, he supports my socialist values
more than President Bush," Rob said, before assuring FOXNews.com that
his organization was not a parody group. When asked his thoughts on
Washington's policy toward Communist holdout North Korea, Rob said:
"The North Koreans are my comrades to a point, and I'm sure they
support Comrade Kerry, too."
It is unclear whether the Kerry campaign has welcomed the Communists'
endorsement.
By The Politbureau 10/03/04 - 1:46 am
We got over 3,000 hits in just half a day from Fox News. After a few complaining emails and some laughable activism of weak liberals of dailykos.com (see their discussion about us here) the FoxNews site changed the text to this:
And then there were the pranksters in the audience . . . the Communists for Kerry (who, in fact, are rooting for Bush) and the Billionaires for Bush (who, of course, are Kerry supporters).
"We're trying to get Comrade Kerry elected and get that capitalist enabler George Bush out of office," said 17-year-old Komoselutes Rob of Communists for Kerry.
"Even though he, too, is a capitalist, he supports my socialist values more than President Bush," Rob said.
Of course, the dailykos crowd deduced sinister plots and conspiracies from the fact that the reporter (who actually provided a link to our site) didn't realize we were a satirical group. It was pretty sloppy on part of the reporter not to check the link and read some of our glorious slogans, but let us assure the weak liberal lefties that when strong communists devise a conspiracy, nobody will know of any links! And the ones who might know will not live to tell the story.
One more thing about the reporter's sloppiness: what in the progressive world is Komoselutes? The last typist who misspelled Komsomolets Rob's name on OUR site is now getting frostbites on her fingers from picking mushrooms in the tundra.
One other thing the dailykossacks got wrong is this:
What this misses is that billionaires are for Bush, but Communists are not for Kerry.
Earth to dailykossacks: Billionaire George Soros is throwing millions at any lunatic who claims he has a plan to defeat Bush, and the CPUSA whose platform is getting increasingly similar to that of the Democrats, is actually supporting Kerry.
With cheerful historical optimism,
Red Eye
By STINGING ROSA 10/03/04 - 1:06 pm
And let us not forget the sanitation connection of the Hollywood John, which can be briefly summarized as follows
Dream Works’ Comrade Jeffrey Katzenberg did not waste People's time by organizing the People’s Event for Comrade Kerry on March 30, 2004, as a fundraiser of filthy American $$$ denominations.
The loyal Comrades united in their ideology at the Beverly Hills at former food store magnate and billionare Ron Burkle’s five-acre mansion, to work out a five-year plan. The 1,500, so gathered peasants and factory workers in desperate need of free health care, supplemental income and school vouchers, who represent the best, the brightest, and most sacred of what the world has to offer included:
Barbara Streisand, Jennifer Anniston, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dustin Hoffman, Ben Affleck, Tom Arnold, Lucy Lui, Sharon Stone, Meg Ryan, Kevin Costner, David Spade, Martin Short, Richard Lewis Christina Applegate, Ted Danson, Daryl Hannnah, John Lovitz, Oliver Stone, Helen Hunt, Ben Stiller, Danny DeVito, Warren Beatty, Don Henly, Ed Harris, Agelica Houston, and Jason Alexander.
The Guests had the chance to listen to rants of love towards capitalist-moron-pig Bush by Larry David, and James Taylor provided the Party approved singing entertainment. Unfortunately,
Tim Robbins,
Susan Sarandon,
Gwyneth Paltrow,
Tom Hanks,
Cameron Diaz,
Sean Penn,
Alec Baldwin,
Rob Reiner,
Courtney Cox,
Kathleen Turner,
Dennis Hopper,
Aaron Sorkin,
Al Franken,
Janeane Garafolo,
Jane Fonda,
Vanessa Redgrave,
Moby,
Bradley Whitford,
Lisa Kudrow,
Leonardo DiCaprio,
Pierce Brosnan,
Bono
Liz Smith,
John Cusack,
Dan Rather,
Gore Vidal
Norman Mailer,
Julia Roberts,
Norman Lear,
Kevin Bacon,
Katie Couric,
Matt Lauer
Jerry Seinfeld,
Michael J. Fox,
Penny Marshall,
Quincy Jones,
Uma Thurman,
Casey Kasem,
Ed Asner,
Linda Blair,
Jerry Springer,
Jeff Bridges,
Elliot Gould,
James Cromwell,
Willie Nelson,
Deepak Chopra,
Ed Bagley, Jr.
Bonnie Raid,
Glenn Close,
Ashton Kutscher,
Glen Fray,
Ali McGraw,
Martin Sheen,
Michael Douglas,
Katherine Zeta-Jones,
Paul Newman,
Joan Woodward,
Mary Streenburgen,
Mel Brooks,
Whoopi Goldberg,
Robin Williams,
Michael Moore,
Hootie and the Blowfish,
Cher,
Morgan Fairchild,
Catherine Oxenberg,
Michelle Phillips
who were not able to attend, but jointly and severally, otherwise have contributed to Comrade Kerry in order to defeat the capitalist rabid-dog Bush.
Please note that the administration of this Web site apologizes if by chance we Left out any other Comrade who supports the bright Red Future Communo-Communism, and we will be happy to add any other toiling peasants to this, by no means exhaustive list, upon People’s request.
By Komsomolets Rob 10/03/04 - 5:39 pm
I spoke to the Captialist swine of a reporter and she twisted the words of the Revolution!!
To the Gulag for her. To all these Liberals and Conservative who are trying to give a bad name to Communists For Kerry, TO THE GULAG!!!
GO STRAIGHT TO GULAG. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT "GET OUT OF GULAG FREE CARD".
By Huge Anus 10/03/04 - 8:43 pm
Just so I'm clear on this here, you guys are bragging about how FoxNews called you a legitimate group (when you clearly arent) without doing the requisite research, and at the same time complaining about Dan Rather for his, I'll grant, ridiculous failure to investigate that memo? Am I missing something here, or are you intentionally being belligerantly stupid? Satire is fine until you actually defeat the cause youre fighting for, so come clean and stop this nonsense.
By Komsomolets Rob 10/03/04 - 11:12 pm
First off, you can't compare this to what Comrade Rather did. Comrade Rather is an objective news reporter who made a mistake. The Fox News thing is 1 article on a website.
And Hugh Janus, if you keep it up, Comrade Smersh will be driving up to your house or shack to haul your ass off to the Gulag.
By Cannanore 10/04/04 - 12:02 am
Komrad Kerry has been cured of prostate cancer, but cancer is now in Komrad's brain. Brain is causing Komrad to espouse "global tests" using Komrads like Yasser Arafat, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, Michael Moore and Dan Rather. These Komrads surely will make the right decision and assist Komrad Kerry in buying more pillows for sensitivity training for marines and other such infidels.
By Felipe 10/04/04 - 3:45 am
This is Komrad Felipe, reporting for duty in the secret police. How may I assist my fellow Komrads in crushing the individuality of every American, and promoting the selfless greater good?
By Belomorsk 10/04/04 - 6:29 am
...the CPUSA whose platform is getting increasingly similar to that of the Democrats, is actually supporting Kerry.
If anyone here would bother to freakin' LOOK at the cpusa's web site:
We all know that the official Communist Party of America, CPUSA, has voted for Kerry before they voted against him. They endorsed him when Kerry was courting the radical left voters, and have recently posted a denial of their endorsement so that comrade Kerry could collect votes of the moderates. This move, quite possibly coordinated with the DNC, shows perfect strategy and consistency on part of the both: we can give the word and we can take it back - we are the masters of the word! But since we're not affiliated with CPUSA we can continue to support Comrade Kerry right until he takes over the Red House!
One People, One Party, One Truth!
Red Eye
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Thank you for the article. You too should read it and uderstand the words. Also, understand these words, "You are either for us, or you're against us". CPUSA and their followers are for sure against Bush. This would mean, being that they do not have their own candidate running, that they are for Kerry. You can not say that you want Bush out, but don't support Kerry. You are a fine example of left wing logic and ignorance.
Viva la Revolucion!
Che
By Buhkarin 10/04/04 - 6:55 am
I denounce komrad Hugh Janus as a bourgeoiose kapitalist pig and an enemy of society!
By Calmypal 10/04/04 - 9:58 am
Belomorsk wrote
...the CPUSA whose platform is getting increasingly similar to that of the Democrats, is actually supporting Kerry.
If anyone here would bother to freakin' LOOK at the cpusa's web site:
Have fun, but why pretend any longer that Fox is News or is anything close to Journalism.
See Outfoxed today!
Saw it, Saw it.
We especially enjoyed the part when the reports of Fox News were accused of calling the election for Bush after 2:00 a.m. (EST), correctly!!!
mind you,
AND! when all the polls, all over the country were closed.
What was missing from this filmik is the fact that ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN called Florida for Gore, at about 8:00 p.m.(EST) not only incorrectly,
BUT ALSO WHILE THE POLLS IN CALIFORNIA WERE STILL OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Look it up comrade.
And if you dont like Fox News, we have a solution for you: TURN IF OFF!
And go back to watching/reading the STATE controlled media.
Viva Dan Rather!
Viva the Washington Post!
Viva the New York Times!
STINGING ROSA
By SHMERSH 10/04/04 - 3:47 pm
Komsomolets Rob wrote
I spoke to the Captialist swine of a reporter and she twisted the words of the Revolution!!
To the Gulag for her. To all these Liberals and Conservative who are trying to give a bad name to Communists For Kerry, TO THE GULAG!!!
GO STRAIGHT TO GULAG. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT "GET OUT OF GULAG FREE CARD".
Dear Jr. Komrad. You have the spirit. You will go far within the party. I'll try to put in a good word for you with my close friend Komrad Edwards. He is running our youth camps now. Too bad, you do not qualify for Kommisar Finn's Youth camp for single women, orphaned between the ages of 19-35 Made possible by a grant from the CLINTON FOUNDATION and it's Lewinsky program. I tip my commie cap to you .
SHMERSH
Head of KGB. section 9.
By KerryKommintern 10/04/04 - 4:23 pm
I totally DENOUNCE Dan Rather as being a secret agent for the capitalist dogs. His scheme to attack the traitor-to-the-people Bush with documents so phoney a child could see through the ruse --obviously, was a ploy to get all the blame thrown onto Komrad Kerry! Now, the media won't even question that Wall Street Slave about his lack of service. While all the other young men of his generation were torturing children and raping women and small boys in Viet Nam, the Tool-Of-The-Oilmen, Bush, was working only to further his personal capitalist-political ambitions to enslave the proletariat. And, now, after discovering this plot of Dan Rather's, we must call into question his entire career of SEEMING to work for the glory of establishing a Workers' Paradise in the Peoples Republic of America.
Dan should visit our brothers at the Lyubianka and consider a full confession.
Cordially,
KK
By J. D. Ripper 10/04/04 - 4:35 pm
Down with Communists for Kerry! This is Liberty's Century! Freedom is on the March!
God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.
By CounterIntelligenceReport 10/04/04 - 5:29 pm
CommunistsForKerry forces FOX news to introduce lie detector tests for EVERYBODY. Another victory in CommunistsForKerry's quest for Truth!
For a Friday report on this Web site following the first Bush-Kerry debate, a member of Communists for Kerry managed to persuade a FOXNews.com reporter that he was indeed a Kerry supporter. His true feelings subsequently were misrepresented in a story that was published here over the weekend.
FOXNews.com regrets the error. From now on, polygraphs for everybody.
Now the People can rest assured that the low running dogs of imperialism, lazy greedy stupid FOX news will run everybody through proper testing, to make sure that only KORREKT information gets through to the People.
As always, we at CFK are commited to bringing down corporate news sources and sending their staff to Gulag. We hear that the FOX reporter who perpetuated outrageous lies about our Party has already been fired. Thanks, Rupert! Keep up the good work, and who knows, maybe at the end, you and your children will be able to escape Gulag.
By youcrazyf*ckheads 10/04/04 - 5:41 pm
screw you republican bastards who organized this site! John Kerry's gonna win the election on his own because your man Bush is a f*cking wacko! Kerry's the man that will better protect us from terrorists and commies. you're all subject to the Patriot Act and I hope John Ashcroft comes barging through your doors to violate your civil liberties! f*ck the Republicans, i have absoutely no trust in their leadership anymore. God Bless America!
By Komrad Teddy 10/04/04 - 7:06 pm
youcrazyf*ckheads wrote
screw you republican bastards who organized this site! John Kerry's gonna win the election on his own because your man Bush is a f*cking wacko! Kerry's the man that will better protect us from terrorists and commies. you're all subject to the Patriot Act and I hope John Ashcroft comes barging through your doors to violate your civil liberties! f*ck the Republicans, i have absoutely no trust in their leadership anymore. God Bless America!
Ahhh, another true communist for the [hic] cause!! Note the classical Soviet personal attacks, hysterical anger, scare [burp] tactics, and delusional pronouncements. Mr. (I think) Crazy should attempt to contact [burp] one of our approved socialist consorts, such as Kitty Kelley. Ms. Kelley should [hic] help to attentuate Mr. Crazy's 'urges' and therefore his stridency (wear a condom Mr. Crazy). Burrrraaappp! Ahhhh...
I also salute Mr. Crazy's very socialistic [hic] evaluation of the Patriot Act (even tho he obviously hasn't read it - damn the [burp] facts in true liberal/socialist fashion!). Classic liberal/socialist ignorance! This man will go far in the Party! [hic-burp]
One thing tho Mr. Crazy, any more [hic] references to God (even tho it was obivous that you don't really bless [burp] America considering your attacks on [hic] more than half it's citizens) will see you 'exported' to Siberia, you've been warned.
Got Vokka?
By Komrade Honnecker 10/04/04 - 10:22 pm
To the gulag with all reporters, who dare question the Communist Party's support for Kerry. The workers and toilers demand Kerry be President. They demand he be President because it is he who will marshall in a new age, a new beginning for America (Veringten Staaten). The 21st Century will be known as the Worker's Century in America and Kerry will bring it. Why do the reporters not ask these questions? To the Gulag with them (whatever that is because under Communism all perfect and everyone supports the regime so there is no gulag).
By Comrade Stevenski 10/04/04 - 10:58 pm
Why is all this capitalist, democracy style dialog even allowed? One word, One Vision, Comrade Kerry for Dictator!
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