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Submitted by observant reader Kerryisabozo
(the name sounds Hungarian to us, making us wonder if comrade Kerryisabozo is not related to comrade Soros)
Is John F. Kerry sporting a wig? (see the area near his right temple). I think his roots are showing, and I don't mean his working class roots either. How can we support such a bourgeois pig?
I thought he was from the lumpen proliteriat. How can he be for the workers when he covers up the shining symbol of his working class roots? Send him a Budionovka for a coverup. I'll bet when he bends over to fix the kitchen sink pipes he has Terrreza cover his crack with a tea towel. This will never do!!!
Long live the revolewshun!!!
Workers of the world unite!!!
Doctor Zhivago 11/01/04 - 12:38 pm
You IDIOTS! You must delete this photograph IMMEDIATELY and acquire ALL copies for "Collectivist Revision".
That is not a wig, Comrade Fool Kerryisabozo! That is the hatch of the battery compartment that powers the cranial receiver of the KGB transmistter that was implanted while Comrade Kerry was in "Cambodia"!
The Committee for State Security has been informed of Agent Theresa Heinz-Kerry's gross dereliction of duty in not carefully re-applying the Soviet Velcro Fastener.
All loyal Bolsheviks must purge their minds of any memories of ever having seen this photograph!
Lenin Wept, what fools we must suffer!
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Moscow State University