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Paperback Writer (Kerry's typewriter)
By The Politbureau
09/24/04 - 1:05 pm

Courtesy, Doug from Upland, freerepublic.com
www.dougiesbooks.com


In Vietnam he led a Swifty boat
He had a diary in which he often wrote
He won some medals and he won them quick
He had done it all with a cute little trick

Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter

A purple heart he really had to get
But his own C.O. would have none of it
He tried three times and finally he struck oil
But to those deserving it had made their blood boil

Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter
Kerry's typewriter...his typewriter

Then a silver star would be next on the list
He would write it up and they could not resist
His "embellishment" is a word that's too kind
Though a child was killed that's something you will not find

Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter

The Senate would soon hear his pack of lies
Fellow soldiers then our nation would despise
But the truth is out there, John, please let us see
It is time you fill out your own 180

Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter
Kerry's typewriter...his typewriter

Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter
Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter
Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter
Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter
Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter
Kerry's typewriter...Kerry's typewriter



 
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By John Fr. Montebello
09/27/04 - 10:17 pm

If only The Beatles could write such wonderful lyrics! Dougie, you're the Greatest!!!

JFM
 
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By Jesse
10/02/04 - 10:01 pm

You guys are obviously right wing, putting this site up to make people afraid to vote for Karry. Assholes.
 
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By jubjub
10/04/04 - 8:33 pm

Anonymous wrote
You guys are obviously right wing, putting this site up to make people afraid to vote for Karry. Assholes.
I guess that Jesse will claim to disenfranchised as a voter, since he doesn't even know how his candidate's name is spelled. I believe the great Lenin would call him a "useful idiot".

Great song! I will be humming it for days to come!
 
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By kitty
10/06/04 - 2:40 pm

if people can't take a joke then they need not to vote lol. this is just too funny of a site! something a democrat would do to bush if they were smart enough to think of it! LOL
 
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By LimeyMarxist
11/03/04 - 3:26 pm

kitty wrote
if people can't take a joke then they need not to vote lol. this is just too funny of a site! something a democrat would do to bush if they were smart enough to think of it! LOL


Um... http://billionairesforbush.com/index.php
 
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By rkpluvr4va
11/04/04 - 2:12 pm

good try!
 
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By Komrade Kazmin
11/11/04 - 1:17 pm

Anonymous wrote
good try!

You guys are obviously right wing, putting this site up to make people afraid to vote for Karry. Assholes.


What are you talking about? The whole of the Revolution is to make the oppressed workers afraid to NOT vote for Kerry.
 
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By Stooge of the Revolution
11/19/04 - 6:31 pm

Komrade Kazmin wrote
Anonymous wrote
good try!

You guys are obviously right wing, putting this site up to make people afraid to vote for Karry. Assholes.


What are you talking about? The whole of the Revolution is to make the oppressed workers afraid to NOT vote for Kerry.


yes Comrade you have it right! Not only are oppressed workers not afraid to vote, they are ordered to vote, at least five times. That is an order.
 
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By Stooge of the Revolution
11/19/04 - 6:35 pm

LimeyMarxist wrote
kitty wrote
if people can't take a joke then they need not to vote lol. this is just too funny of a site! something a democrat would do to bush if they were smart enough to think of it! LOL


Um... http://billionairesforbush.com/index.php


The funny thing is Millionaires favor the Demokratic party by 2 to 1, about the same 2 to 1 that the middle class favor Republicians. And we know that Heinz-Kerry were just man of the people, ordinary folks!
 
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