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only rugged individuals are equipped to deal with the problems we face today. i urge all you with freedom in your heart to individually defeat our enemies, individually treat your own water and individually satisfy your own carnal needs, you can always tell the rugged individual in the crowd-a strong right bicep and blisters all over his "partner".
don't be fooled by this socialist drivel claiming we need to band together to achieve great goals. if this was really true, how do you explain michael dells success. he has single handidly built 100 million computers. sure ups delivers, but one man has created all this by working a little overtime and eating lunch at his desk.
the one problem with capitalism is that you can't print your own money. once this bit of trivia is solved it's clear sailing.
By Comrade Suslov
I denounce brainwashed Adam Smith! And, comrades, allowing obvious capitalist filth to parade under my name on another page? Bah, where is party censor? Red Eye slack on job! I personally know that divine leaders of vanguard of proletariat showed their intrinsic self-individual awareness and thus their worth to proletarians by constant upward struggles! Dah, example of Stalin! Example of Kruschev who I helped triumph over Beria, cult of personality backslider pervert! When Kruschev go bad, then Breshnev! Then Gorbachev - see, you comrades in Amerika foolish, think glasnost ended Party, was simply resolution of dialetic progression whereby we could claim citadel of capitalism under Kerenskyite Kerry! Especially as Comrade Edwards clearly well steeped in Marxism-Leninism! Now, American comrades, back to nursing home, still you do not send vodka, you need re-educate Comrade Kennedy that leaders of Vanguard of Proletariat have first dibs, and I want that warm blanket!
Comrades, best review 12 pages of capitalist perversion parading under banner of free speech, capitalists wreck harmony brought through conformity with socialist thought!
Mikhail Alexandrovich
By Burzum
I personally can't wait to live on Welfare. I've worked so hard for so long in this capitolist pig society where I am a slave to those who don't work. Down with Bush, up with Kerry! Let us all live on Welfare and be equal with the world in glorious Kommunizum!!
By Blogbat
While we are called the "Workers' Party", really anyone who knows us from the grand days of the CCCP knows the emphasis is really on "Party". We like Vodka and only when we run out do we go out and build another Trabi in shamelesss capitalist desparation in order to aquire more, da!
By Freedom Hater
I hate freedom. I want the government to trample my rights. I want police to enter my home without a warrant (PATRIOT ACT), I want to be held indefinately without bail or access to a phone or lawyer (PATRIOT ACT) I want to invade countries that don't like me even thought they pose no threat. I ama facist. Go Bush!
Comrade Hater:
You are mistaken.
It's: "Go Clinton!" all the way to Kosovo and Bosnia.
STINGING ROSA
By Sock Puppet of Doom
mentally gifted
You must also bring the cost of your own bullet when you come.
Such is the Kerry workers paradise
By mtekk
Too bad this is only a parody site. If DFL'ers did actually admit to being communists (which they are) they would cease to exist due to the sudden realisation that they are hypocrits and idiodic morons.
I celebrated when your 'comrade' Welfarestone (Wellstone) was killed in a plane crash, two years ago.
By The Red Sun Rises
Comrade Hater:
There is no place in Communism for mere facists (a.k.a. socialists). Pink is not a color to wear with pride comrade! RED is the color of the people! RED is the glorious color that shall guide us into the future! Albeit we Communists also support trampling human rights along with you socialists but that's because WE are the givers of the rights so they are not actually rights! All supposed "rights" must be earned! And they can only be earned through service to the Party! Those who oppose us shall be fought on all fronts! "Denounce the Chinese Kruschev on politicial, ideological, and philosophical grounds" Mao wrote. We shall fight and we shall win! No mere socialist can stop the inevitable!
By Anti-Capitalism
My name is - none of your business.
I live in a small run down house and share it with five illegal alien families.
We have no money for food or heat, so we are starving and freezing.
The only way that we eat is when one of us steals a burger while at work and brings it home.
PLEASE support wellfare. PLEASE pay me money to sit on my ass. Please pay me and my illegal friends. PLEASE rich commrads PLEASE.
Wellfare is the only answer.
By Comerade Zeke
Even with the defeat of our great leader Kerry we must move forward. Never let the capitalist pigs wallow in their victory!!! The revolution must continue!!! Communism for all of us or death!!!!
How about Death by Communism?
STINGING ROSA
P.S. A vu zek v zakone?
By Comrade Otis
My dearest Comrade Freedom Hater,
Your sarcasm is directed at a very bizarre target. If it's one thing we must never do we must never start believing our own propaganda. It is very dangerous to start lying to oneself. Certainly the masses must believe that there are only two types of Government - Communism and Fascism - International Socialism or National Socialism. All there is is Socialism! They must not be offered even the slightest clue that there can be a government for individual freedom. But between us in the Party we can talk freely for we are the small intellectual vangaurd of History. We don't need to hear our own kneejerk reactionary propaganda in our own intellectual forum. It is dull and humorless. George Bush and the Republicans are pikers when it comes to oppressing the rights of individuals. On the other hand collectivization is the sine-qua-non of oppression of individuality and all of the petite bourgeois notions of "rights." And a good thing too. It used to be that here in the United States there was the expression "Hey buddy, you can't do that. This is a free country, you know." Thank goodness those dark days are over. Now, thanks to we the enlightened Left, the proper expression is "Hey buddy, you can't do that. This isn't a free country, you know!" And now this can be said with pride. Just buy some land and try to do what you want with it and you'll see what I mean. This is important comrade because without property rights there are no rights. Without property rights a person has no control over their life. So to further collectivization it is vitally important to destroy property rights. Makes sense? Makes sense. So Comrade Freedom Hater, knock it off with the kneejerk reactionary propaganda on our own forum. You're preaching to the choir. We, the intellectual vangaurd of History wrote the book.
By Billionaire For Bush
Welfare makes people lazy, welfare stops ingenuity, welfare stops progress. Welfare is wrong wrong wrong. Except corporate welfare (subsidies), now that's a horse of a different color. Why give money to the poor, they are eventually going to spend it at a store and it will eventually end up with the rich. Cut the middle man out, give it to the rich in the form of corporate subsidies. Viva corporate welfare, down with other types of welfare, they won't know how to spend it anyways, another caviar please Luvie.
Dear Class Enemy,
Subsidies are an important part of socialist economy towards which America has been inching slowly since the New Deal. Therefore all consciencious citizens must support any government subsidies as they reinforce the Marxist outlook and moral right to claim other people's property. It doesn't matter who gets the unearned money as long as it remains unearned.
Red Eye,
Propaganda Artist
By Billionare for Bush
Subsidies for global corporations are important part of a socialist economy???? Show me one line from Marxist readings that praises government subsidies for rich corporations?? Do you research comrade, you flunk. You have been demoted to ignorant bigot simplistic reactionary.
Comrade Billionnaire,
Your simplistic understanding of Marxism surprises me, who studied political economy of both socialism and capitalism in a Soviet institute of higher learning. If you had done your research properly you would've known that a system in which business people get richer through political pull rather than skills and effort, and in which a governement regulates industries through tarifs and subsidies, is not the free market capitalism which you seem to oppose. Such system is closer to socialism and is called a mixed economy. Under socialism, only the government bureaucrats and not the markets decide who gets what, when, and how much. To each according to their needs. And corporations, as you billionnaires use to say, are people too.
Red Eye
By RuskiePeasant
Anonymous wrote
Subsidies for global corporations are important part of a socialist economy???? Show me one line from Marxist readings that praises government subsidies for rich corporations?? Do you research comrade, you flunk. You have been demoted to ignorant bigot simplistic reactionary.
Comrade Billionnaire,
Your simplistic understanding of Marxism surprises me, who studied political economy of both socialism and capitalism in a Soviet institute of higher learning. If you had done your research properly you would've known that a system in which business people get richer through political pull rather than skills and effort, and in which a governement regulates industries through tarifs and subsidies, is not the free market capitalism which you seem to oppose. Such system is closer to socialism and is called a mixed economy. Under socialism, only the government bureaucrats and not the markets decide who gets what, when, and how much. To each according to their needs. And corporations, as you billionnaires use to say, are people too.
Red Eye
Aagh, my brain hurt. Why not just tell Comrade Billionaire to shove it and then leave it at that?
"You guys shoot me next, huh!? Niet, Niet, Niet baby."
By Soap Boxer
Amazing how many Democrats here and elsewhere seem to always call for the elimination, (not just defeat) of Republicans and other conservatives.
It would seem the contention that American Democrats have really just become left wing communists is dead on.
Commie always want to "kill" the opposition, socialists too.
V SEM'E NE BEZ URODA, TOVARISHI!
STINGING ROSA
By Ragnar Danneskjold
Fools, the socialists have infiltrated all of the American government. Comrade Bush is also beneficial to our goals. He has subsidized weak industry. He protects our steel industry with much needed tariffs. He has expanded state health care by giving our seniors a leg up against the vile pharmaceutical companies. He has excused statist machinery such as Social Security (good comrade that he is he wants to save it), and public education (No Child with a Mind). Better still he has reaffirmed our less revolutionary citizens to believe in the mouthpiece of government in media. Soon every television show will be scrutinized for a boob or a foul word we must be guarded from our own stupidity. He has guided the reigns of PBS airwaves and reassured the people in its greatness. Fear not my brothers we are in quite red hands indeed with Mr. Bush.
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