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By Komrad Gornikoff 12/21/04 - 2:54 am
Laarghkh! Mee evil! One more think dear komrades. I protest eveil capitalist regime on the streets of evil amerika one day. Da! I see riot police and I hit with mighty brick. In midair, brick becomes one with the people. It transforms into red power of the proletariat and sends the yaanqui pigs back to plymouth and stone henge! Yaayargh! I wave my red flag as i strut about in red pajamas. Then the kapitalist dog-pigs imprisoned me unfairly and abused my human rights. They are holding me as a political prisoner in the koncentration kamp of gontamo bay! Avenge me brethren! Up witht the Stalin-Love! Get me outta here! Blaarghk!
the social conscious of america has destroyed any chance of a communist influence to even have a second chance.but if you change a few things like move to the right a little but stay in the left wing as a socialist or progressive democrat then your party will grow and you will be taken seriously. create a new party and have it branch out so that each sect preaches something diffrent to attract more members.each sect will have diffrent veiws on how a govermant should be run but as long as each sect preaches that a a strong middle class=a strong country then they will,over time come to the conclusion that either the country should be ruled by communism or socialism.there will always be division in society.
By TROTSKY 01/27/05 - 12:09 am
Hey Fellow Comrades, I wrote a message saying:
"I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE aMERIK.K.KA VOTED FOR THE RIGHT-WING!!!
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE aMERIK.K.KA VOTED FOR BU$H
I STILL AM IN SHOCK!
If Stalin were alive today, he'd be rolling around in his grave!"
Or words to that effect...
Because I forgot which page I wrote on (Must be the fact that I'm still in shock!)
So if anyone can find that for me, it would be much appreciated, Thanx!
PROPADANDA-AGITPROP-ACTIVITS CONTRIBUTE p.14
and just in case you still having a shock induced malfeasance, here it is:
By TROTSKY
01/26/05 - 7:38 pm
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT aMERIK.K.K.a voted RIGHT-WING!!!
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT aMERIK.K.K.a voted for BU$H
I AM STILL IN TOTAL SHOCK!
If Stalin were alive today, he'd be rolling around in his grave!
As we all have just learned, it actually turns out, that
Stalin took a contract out on Trotsky,
because Trotsky was about to disclose to the entire word,
(as he did now), Stalin's darkest secret:
Stalin was a Narcissistic- necrophile
Who would have thought?
STINGING ROSA
By Trotsky's Testicles 02/03/05 - 11:24 pm
"Hey Fellow Comrades, I wrote a message saying:
"I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE aMERIK.K.KA VOTED FOR THE RIGHT-WING!!!
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE aMERIK.K.KA VOTED FOR BU$H
I STILL AM IN SHOCK!
If Stalin were alive today, he'd be rolling around in his grave!"
Or words to that effect...
Because I forgot which page I wrote on (Must be the fact that I'm still in shock!)
So if anyone can find that for me, it would be much appreciated, Thanx! "
Hey..... TROTSKY..... do you wonder why Stalin's thugs put the hatchet into your skull?
What do you think you are? A Bolshevik Bob Dylan?
Heck, I'D put a hatchet into your skull, if I could reach it...
Just Hangin' Around;
Down Here
By Bobthebuilder 02/07/05 - 9:07 pm
Is this even real this communist for Kerry stuff? Also, I don't want to be forced to be catholic or christian or the government telling me what to think.
By Illyushin 02/10/05 - 12:36 am
It was a ice pick, not a hatchet that killed Trotsky.
I, myself, am a Marxist myself (yes, real life, real marxist, this site gives me alot of laughes). Yeah, in other words, I'm a "evil commie".
For Proletarian revolution to be achieved in America, the labor aristrocracy, as what was a Leninist theory, must be destroyed.
To do so, anti-imperialist movements in third world countries must be organized to smash Imperialism that holds the labor aristrocracy together, then the material conditions of the working class will fall in the first world, until the class counscieness is achieved to invoke the revolutionary class of the proletariat, to overthrow the burgeoise!
There is no government in Communism, Communism is the final stage of human development, a revolution must be lead by the people, Leninism has failed in its test, only creating a new burgeoise class that ruled over the proletariat. The vanguard must be created at the eve of the revolution by and for the working class, not some intellectual elite.
The only freedom we wish to take away is the freedom to exploit an other person. Except those who resist the proletarian revolution, those who do will perish at the end of the barrel of the gun held by the working class militaman.
The burgeoise economists, theorists and intellectuals can argue all they want against Marx's invincible theories, but they are useless to defend from the inveitable revolution that will bring about the Dictatorship of the Proletariat; class struggle will always continue its course until Communism is achieved. So, after years of struggle, let our battlecry be:
"Workers of the world, UNITE!"
P.S- I strongly advise that you lose your Stalinist tint comrades, and adopt with the times, maybe an Anarchist ideology will gather more followers
Illyushin, when the foundation of civilization is destroyed - the Rule of Law (not to be confused with the rule of laws) - the most ruthless will always seize power. Fundamentally there are only two forms of government. The anarchy of the Left comes about only after everyone suffering from false-consciousness is eliminated and that takes time and a very strong government enforcement program - else what is a Dictatorship of the Proletariat? No Leninism? Ha Ha!!! The joke's on you, comrade! Come the revolution the most ruthless of the Party will purge you with less thought than flushing the toilet.
By Trotsky's Testicles 02/11/05 - 12:53 pm
Ilyushin:
"It was a ice pick, not a hatchet that killed Trotsky"
Actually, I read that it was a pickaxe, but what do I know, people call me nuts...
"To do so, anti-imperialist movements in third world countries must be organized to smash Imperialism that holds the labor aristrocracy together, then the material conditions of the working class will fall in the first world, until the class counscieness is achieved to invoke the revolutionary class of the proletariat, to overthrow the burgeoise!"
Y'know, with that middle part, the bit about impoverishing the proletariat, you sound just like a Free Marketeer/ Free Traitor.
You Marxists want to inflict the same ruin on workin' slobs and slobettes, and for the same reasons...personal power.
Y'all call it "revolution", they call it "profit"...ain't a dime's worth of difference between the two of youse.
Thank God for the 2nd Amendment, the same rifle can shoot Commies AND Enron executives.
Job Tvodjemadj, durak.
By spelltwister 02/16/05 - 1:12 am
yeah, France is a terrible country, communism is an incredibly terrible system. When you pick up the pamphlet on Communism, it's immediate look and feel are that it is good and can work, but upon using even a little part of the brain which God has so conveniently given you, it's is quite apparent that it CANNOT work, due to people not being exactly the same in all manners. bees might be a good example of communism at work, though if you think about, it also shows how terrible it is. the queen bee sits on her butt all day and lays eggs while other bees feed her and massage her and whatever. Now, other bees are out working all day long, gathering pollen for the honey to feed the larve, while that fat queen bee still sits on her butt being served by the other bees. how is that fair. that's the problem. People see things as being fair and unfair. If someone has what you see to be an easier job than you, but get's more than you based on their individual "needs," there is going to be a problem. why should you have to quarry stone as a job getting just food and water, while someone else gets to be a painter, and gets food, water, and special shoes cause they have bad feet. You are working much harder than they are, but they are getting more than you. People understand that and will do something about it. bees on the other hand, only know that they have a job to do and do it. They don't care about a comfortable life, just completing their task. People do not equal bees!
That is all for now...
By COMMIES SUCK 03/04/05 - 3:26 am
Communisn has only killed 100 million people, lets give it another chance.
I wonder how many were killed by those innate ameba-like-creatures who take everything at face value. No question, no doubt, no humor. A lemming, or as more commonly known: a Regular Reader of the New York Times. This is precisely why The Revolution is necessary:
to weed out the individuals from the trolls.
STINGING ROSA
By Cervantes 03/09/05 - 1:40 pm
Golden Capitalist wrote
Long live Reagan, long live Goldberg...why do I even need to say this. Good God ferring people never die.
Yes, the Good God Ferrings will be preserved forever!
By jimmy 03/18/05 - 10:26 pm
I am not a communist; I am a capitalist. I came across this site while making a history project about the soviet union. I thought your site was funny, and thought for a while that it was all satire. I have some questions though- what does communism have to say about christianity? Is it an enemy of it? I know the soviet union was very anti-religous. Also, why do communist countries always lead to brutal and inhumane dictatorships with no personal freedom whatsoever?
I seriously can't understand why you guys advocate people like Stalin, Lenin, and Castro and all the other dictators- they are seriously messed up people and I would never consider them to be heroes.
You thought this was a joke? No more history projects for you, Jimmy! What? You changed your mind? Oops. Too late, kid. Kommissar Smersh is on his way to your house and his mobile phone battery is dead. Another young life perishes on the anvil of the Revolution! Somebody will have to pay for your suffering, Jimmy. Damn you, George Bush!
Red Eye
By Astynax 04/08/05 - 11:11 pm
Hmm... people are certainly dense... Communists For Kerry, I get your meaning (wink). Kerry Edwards '04, for mother Russia! Down with capitalist pigs, who try to spend the money they worked for! (wink)
Most respondants, even though I agree with you, you don't realize the truth... good people can still be simple-minded.
Comrades, continue the fight for what is right.
By Mr Moderate 04/26/05 - 1:01 am
I guess anyone who isn't extreme hard core right wing is a communist. Hooray for simplistic arguments, hooray for meaningful debates, and hooray for new ideas. Long live fascism.
Good job, Mr. Moderate. In three sentences you were able to implement four great tricks of progressive polemic:
1. Create a simplistic argument and immediately accuse your opponent of same;
2. Imply that the debate is meaningless thus drawing a moral and intellectual equivalency between your baseless statement and your opponent's argument regardless of its value;
3. Call everything right of you fascism while claiming you're a moderate, thus shifting the frame of reference way to the left and disorienting your opponent even further;
4. Deliver all of the above in a rapid sequence. While your opponent will be scratching his head not knowing where to begin you can claim intellectual victory.
Your education is complete, comrade. The Commissar will give you an extra sack of beets and a new shovel.
Red Eye
By Joey 04/26/05 - 1:06 am
Bobthebuilder wrote
Is this even real this communist for Kerry stuff? Also, I don't want to be forced to be catholic or christian or the government telling me what to think.
Yes Kerry is a communist and so was Roosevelt, JFK, Martin Luther King Jr. and Clinton. Anyone who believes in social security or affordable health care is clearly a communist, wise up man, you probably are one too, you just don't know it. As far as the christian part, under Bush's america you don't have to be a christian, you can choose not to be, but be warned, the christian right will make your life hell, conform or suffer.
That's right, comrade! We shouldn't be judged by the results, only by our intentions! Anything goes as long as it's for the Greater Good (TM). The Greater Good is our new God in whom we trust. You better believe in The Greater Good or the compationate and tolerant liberals will make your life hell, conform or suffer!
Martin Luther King Jr. doesn't belong in your sequence, Joey, as he didn't want people to be judged by the color of their skin - and that is is a herecy in the age of multiculturalism which sorts people by their color, shade, shape, language, origin - anything except the content of their character. That would be individualism, and the life of any individualist should also be made hell, conform or suffer!
Red Eye
By Poor choices 04/26/05 - 4:25 pm
Kerry is a far left communist and Bush is a far right Fascist. Damn, we are really screwed now.
By Mr. Moderate 04/26/05 - 4:33 pm
Mr Moderate wrote
I guess anyone who isn't extreme hard core right wing is a communist. Hooray for simplistic arguments, hooray for meaningful debates, and hooray for new ideas. Long live fascism.
Good job, Mr. Moderate. In three sentences you were able to implement four great tricks of progressive polemic:
1. Create a simplistic argument and immediately accuse your opponent of same;
2. Imply that the debate is meaningless thus drawing a moral and intellectual equivalency between your baseless statement and your opponent's argument regardless of its value;
3. Call everything right of you fascism while claiming you're a moderate, thus shifting the frame of reference way to the left and disorienting your opponent even further;
4. Deliver all of the above in a rapid sequence. While your opponent will be scratching his head not knowing where to begin you can claim intellectual victory.
Your education is complete, comrade. The Commissar will give you an extra sack of beets and a new shovel.
Red Eye
1. You are the one with simplistic ideas. Calling Kerry a communist is as simplistic as it gets. If you doubt me, go to communist web sites, they are extremely critical of Kerry and his ideas. Kerry has publicly denounced Castro and Red China. Some communist, hates his base and is hated by his base.
2. There is no debate here. Just your tripe canned Rush Limbaugh lines. A debate is an exhange of ideas. Only one idea reigns here, yours!
3. If you are to the right of 80 percent of the world, you are Fascistic.
4. No one is claiming victory, intellectual or not, just stating facts,something you and Faux News seem to ignore.
Dear Mr. Moderate,
Why the hostility, we're on your side here! I was only complimenting you on having mastered the arts of progressive polemic. E.g., using words "Fascistic" or "Hitler" is always a winning strategy. In fact, I can give you an advanced tip on this subject, quoting from the Progressive Glossary we're preparing for such occasions:
Hitler:
Hitler is an important ideological weapon helping us win just about any argument with right-wingers. As such he must be viewed as pure evil at all times. This, of course, creates a philosophical paradox: everybody knows that morality is relative and there is no such thing as absolute good or absolute evil. The answer is that Hitler is a necessary exception. If he didn't exist he'd have to be invented. What makes him so evil? It doesn't matter. He's evil, period. You needn't know unless you are an advanced student of the Progressive theory. If you are, then you must know that Hitler is evil because he wanted to create socialism for the White man only - National Socialism. We the Progressives want it the other way around. Hitler also promoted the concept of uncompensated labor for the Greater Good (labor camps) but his uncompensated labor for the Greater Good was different from our uncompensated labor for the Greater Good (see above). That's where it gets tricky and any further discussions should only be allowed to Party-approved professors of Progressive science.
Red Eye
Propaganda Dept.
By driver dan 05/05/05 - 4:52 pm
ummm that's great and all, too bad that penquins and bees and humans are on all different levels. the concept of communism is idealistic and could never exist in the real world b/c people have been taught self-gratification, it wouldn't work.
i doubt doctors would like to get the same amount of pay as someone who sharpens pencils for a living. the doctor went to school longer, specialized in a degree and saves lives. and the pencil man simply sharpens pencils, sparing ppl the walk to the pencil sharpener (and incidentally making them fatter). so in the doctor's mind he deserves more pay for what he does than the pencil sharpner guy.
now tell me... is the doctor right?
in a way yes. "all men are created equal" that may be true but it's what they do that decides where they go in life, and what they become. and i don't think that people who have the drive and motivitation to go places should be held back by people who don't.
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