Winner of the competition of "Prettier
Motherland Pages, for a Prettier Sovietnet!"
The
Politburo "Award for Excellence in Socialist Webdesign
in the Youth Collective" is a worldwide recognized symbol
of quality for extremely advanced and progressive websites
in the Sovietnet of the brother countries of the Comecon (Communist
Economies)
Based on "Cat's in the Cradle"
by Sandra Campbell Chapin and Harry F. Chapin
performed by Comrade Cat Stevens
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marx arrived just the other day
Came in his revolutionary way
Took a plane, and a train, and an automobile
And he parachuted onto the window sill
He asked 'Hey John what's going on?'
And I said 'Nothin, Karl, just singing this song'
There's a bobble-head of Kruschev on my desk
Between Mao and Chomsky, the second best
Then Stalin, Brehznev and all the rest
All join in to eliminate Capitalist pest
Coulter, and O'Reilly and Limbaugh too
Let's put them in a Capitalist petting zoo
Well I don't know much about bourgeouise
Even though I own two or three SUV
I'm a wrinkled man from the States
And I like to eat Heinz tomato paste
Theresa, she's my queen of spades
She's always going on a treasonous tirade
Ranting and raving about Bush's crude
And then telling 'shove it' to some dude
There's a bobble-head of Kruschev on my desk
Between Mao and Chomsky, the second best
Then Stalin, Brehznev and all the rest
All join in to eliminate Capitalist pest
Coulter, and O'Reilly and Limbaugh too
Let's put them in a Capitalist petting zoo
Some say I was born with a silver spoon
But I show them the golden ones in my room
Now next to the bandage from my shrapnel wound
There's a picture of Hanoi Fonda in the nude
Now I've sung this song for all of you
So go and spread the absolute truth
Watch a film or two by Michael Moore
And then kick your capitalist goods out the door
Just make sure to keep your Heinz
Cause I don't want to hear Theresa's whine
Cause I don't want to hear Theresa's whine.......
Cause I don't want to hear Theresa's whinnnnneeeeeeee....
-End-
By John Kerry 10/12/04 - 2:04 pm
......
By John Kerry Marx 10/23/04 - 2:28 pm
I love this song. May our revolution come soon!
By Purple Heart Hunter 11/03/04 - 4:07 pm
Oh wow this is probably the best parody i've heard in a long time. Whoever makes this website needs to make a full version of thies songs though not just background music and a lyric sheet. I bet if you did that you could sell some song rights to Rush Limbaugh. BRAVO
We've
run into expenses building this site and spreading havoc
on Union Square and beyond. If you like what you see, click
below and donate a buck or two for the revolution!
Komrads who have paid for @CommunistsForKerry.com
email address can sign
in here:
Komrads who want to obtain @CommunistsForKerry.com address click
here
